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like a chicken with its dick cut off

randomly and frantically running all over the place like your genitalia has just been removed by an ax or other sharp instrument.
when I heard the deadline was pushed up to noon, I was running around like a chicken with its dick cut off trying to get the presentation ready!
by ooter October 22, 2009
mugGet the like a chicken with its dick cut offmug.

chop off dick december

why do you still have your dick, its chop off dick december!
by DickLover250 October 3, 2020
mugGet the chop off dick decembermug.

dick has fallen off

This is when a man's voice has suddenly become squeaky or high .This goes to the mean "dick has fallen off" not literally but metaphorically as in that man has no penis
hey(voice goes squeaky)

"whoa your {dick has fallen off }"
by Aneeqas_786 January 10, 2017
mugGet the dick has fallen offmug.

DICK OFF

"Dick off" is used primarily in jest. Cutting someones dick off in a joking fashion, not a literal fashion.
ted: her carl, up high!

carl gives ted a big high five!

ted: down low!

carl tries but quickly realizes...

ted: DICK OFF! *ted quickly removes his hand in a swiping move*
by stringy skeet May 2, 2019
mugGet the DICK OFFmug.

Off dick

Immediately, since the beginning, at the start.
David: Aye you seen how fine Jessica has become?

Will: Bro wyd you mean? Jessica was fine off dick!

David: Nah bro she just got this cute
Will: Bro she’s been fine you’ve just been blind AF
by NuvoChic February 14, 2021
mugGet the Off dickmug.

Dick off

Australian slang inserted into sentences as required in order to express awe or outrage.
I was awake this morning at dick off o’clock.

That is a big dick off cucumber.
by Hoffy17 October 15, 2017
mugGet the Dick offmug.

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