randomly and frantically running all over the place like your genitalia has just been removed by an ax or other sharp instrument.
when I heard the deadline was pushed up to noon, I was running around like a chicken with its dick cut off trying to get the presentation ready!
by ooter October 22, 2009

by DickLover250 October 3, 2020

This is when a man's voice has suddenly become squeaky or high .This goes to the mean "dick has fallen off" not literally but metaphorically as in that man has no penis
by Aneeqas_786 January 10, 2017

Did you see that one porno called Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay?
No Kyle, what the fuck man!?
No Kyle, what the fuck man!?
by kinky shit enthusiast January 16, 2022

"Dick off" is used primarily in jest. Cutting someones dick off in a joking fashion, not a literal fashion.
ted: her carl, up high!
carl gives ted a big high five!
ted: down low!
carl tries but quickly realizes...
ted: DICK OFF! *ted quickly removes his hand in a swiping move*
carl gives ted a big high five!
ted: down low!
carl tries but quickly realizes...
ted: DICK OFF! *ted quickly removes his hand in a swiping move*
by stringy skeet May 2, 2019

David: Aye you seen how fine Jessica has become?
Will: Bro wyd you mean? Jessica was fine off dick!
David: Nah bro she just got this cute
Will: Bro she’s been fine you’ve just been blind AF
Will: Bro wyd you mean? Jessica was fine off dick!
David: Nah bro she just got this cute
Will: Bro she’s been fine you’ve just been blind AF
by NuvoChic February 14, 2021

by Hoffy17 October 15, 2017
