Just Desserts

A transformation of the phrase 'justice hurts'.

"Hey man, did you ever get your phone back from your ex girlfriend?"

"Nah man, but she got her just desserts."

"What do you mean?"

"Bitch got hit by a train a couple weeks ago."

by |Matt| March 22, 2009

Dessert Gang

A semi-cult which recently transformed into a full cult, where you talk about desserts, mainly cookies,cupcakes and brownies.Also, it uses many dessert related emotes and emojis.

Founded by Cupcake with Swagger as it's first member.

Person 1: What is the first rule of dessert gang?
Leader: Don't eat healthily, except if it's blueberries.

by Swagger3105 January 18, 2019

snack dessert

Dessert after your snack. The little sweet thing you eat directly after a snack.

"Mmmm, that was some good Ramen... I could go for some M&Ms for snack dessert."

by gregwxy June 11, 2014

Cuban Dessert

A Cuban Dessert is where you fill one's anus with Tostito's Chunky Salsa and scoop out a meal from their spicy orifice.

I wish I could give Breanna a Cuban Dessert!

by A Bludgeoned Fetus March 23, 2016

skinning dessert

to masturbate. similar to when skinning dessert, masturbation requires kream.

ex:man dont fornicate just skinn your dessert

ex: my boyfriend cought me skinning my dessert

Ex; eww he was skinning dessert on the bus today

by the skinner April 4, 2010

dessert dick

Dessert dick: when a man goes without sex or be in a sexual position for a long time

Man my girl finna give make me have dessert dick bruh

by trapo100 October 7, 2016

tiajuana dessert

When you go to take a shit that ends up being so horrid, so unsatisfying, and so messy that you decide you need to take a shower afterward. Not an instance where you were planning on taking a shower anyway.

I was late to my date with Maria because I got stuck with a Tiajuana dessert

by Ringojoe December 22, 2018