Desmond

He will give you his heart and trust you with it. A creative person whose talent is seen in music. He is wonderful and doesn't mind dreaming and creating with you about what may come. Sensitive and strong he can make you fall in love with him within a nanosecond. Everyone is his core buddy. Women secretly love him when he speaks because he oozes charm and captivates you with his intense eyes and enthusiastic conversation. The best one to secretly watch in a crowded room. He is a worldly wanderer but always makes sure to make his presence known to the one who pines for him at home every night. Mornings are spent by his side for the longest time by making him stay for as long as possible before you have to absolutely get up out of bed. He loves coconut flavored drinks that remind him of someone special every time he drinks it. A great protector and caring person he'll attempt to take away all that hurts you all the time they happen. Loves animals and even would travel dangerous jungles with you. Photography and book reading go hand in hand with him. In touch with the news, he reads an actual newspaper old school style. His favorite shape can be made with interlacing two hands. He loves natural surroundings and the feel of small towns. He is the handsomest manly but still boyish person you'll ever meet. Shares showers with you but is sexiest in bed. Has one first tattoo. Practically a specimen for the picture of health and loveliness. He can pull off any style and own it.

Oh my God, that feels like a Desmond and looks like a Desmond sounds like a Desmond and acts desmondlyish as he walks down the street.

by Bouleigh May 7, 2017

Destination Fucked

A woman chugging half a beer before failing to crush the can on her head, then almost falling g off a roof; simultaneously being flicked off by a small child; fire and a fat pig in the same frame for some odd reason

Bloody wanker! They're all headed to Destination Fucked!

by Double R Bar Burger November 29, 2018

destination fucked

There's a sheila drinking beer, and hitting herself. She tries to be Tony Hawk. She fails hard. She lays there for a while. Here's a kid pulling the finger. To the right you'll notice there's a fire. Aaand there's a fat pig.

Ozzy Man said " Someone should write this as the definition of "destination fucked" in the dictionary".

by Grandmastershek November 29, 2018

Destination Fucked

A place where you'll find a woman named Sheila surrounded by fire, a kid flipping the bird, and a fat pig, all while she smashes a beer on her head and attempts to skate off of a roof Tony Hawk style, and eats shit.

"By golly Bob, that woman sent herself straight to Destination Fucked after attempting that sad stunt"

by kingfisher93 November 29, 2018

Law of Desmond

Anything Desmond can lose, he will lose.

"You lost at Smash Bros again, dude... Law of desmond"

by Your mom is hot Desmond August 21, 2018

destinite

Destinite underage girls.
Making them do sexual related stuff.
making them think they do but they dont.
Rape of girls between the age of 12-17years

I destinite that girl before
that girl is asking to be destinite
destinite that girls she

by Destinite May 19, 2016

final destination-type shit

1) Any situation where the outcome could result in your undoing. Usually in some freaky ass accident, as seen in the Final Destination movies.

2)Exclaimed after or used to describe an event that ACTUALLY WAS like a situation from the Final Destination movies.

1)"yo guy, change lanes. driving behind a log truck is some final destination-type shit."

2)"i really wasn't expecting to see a kid get hit by a milk truck today, that was some final destination-type shit!"

by yo guy February 12, 2007