derp

a stoner or a retard

Goll that guy is such a derp!

by Robb May 21, 2003

derp

derp is the same as lol, except derp can be used in more fail situations

Derp

by ZUhhh August 26, 2009

derp

A foul up. If someone is not doing their job correctly. A mistake. An unfortunate mishap. An event that disrupts the activity of others.

A man driving a truck runs over a speed bump and passengers are unaware of the speed bump so that was a derp. Someone is neglegent on the job and a colleague yells "derp"!. Someone gets an infection in a third-world country. I got an infection in another country so that was a derp. Someone does not tend to required tasks of their job which leads to foul ups. I should have been paying attention so that was a derp.

by George Korr April 14, 2006

derp

n. An obese man with a really fat egg head. They're usually bald and they have Harry Potter glasses.

Person 1: EW LOOK AT THAT UGLY GUY!!
Person 2: OMG, WHAT A DERP!!

by Derp7 June 28, 2010

derp

A perticularly stupid looking type of bird.

Deeeerrrpp, derp, deeeeeeerrrrrrrrrpp!

by Derping Fantastic October 16, 2010

derp

An akward purple-blue.

...That flower is... a rather akward purple blue..

Derp.

What?

Derp, that's the color.

by Brad Robley July 17, 2009

derp

a cigarette

yo man, toss me a derp bro

by VVVFFFFFF October 5, 2008