The Sped Department is the esteemed department that is tasked with controlling the Speds of the world. This is no easy task, and they often must resort to torture, forced confessions, and will turn a blind eye to many heinous crimes. They convene at the start of school every day typically to hand out normal pills to Sped kids.
Joe: Holy shit did you see that sped kid rape Jimmy yesterday
Bob: Yeah but I'm pretty sure the sped kid got away with it....FUCK THE SPED DEPARTMENT!
Bob: Yeah but I'm pretty sure the sped kid got away with it....FUCK THE SPED DEPARTMENT!
by SigFigLover6969696969696 May 23, 2022
Get the Sped Departmentmug. Dave Chapelle had been with the Department of Erections before joining the Department of Corrections, that's what he was trying to say in Con Air.
by Solid Mantis November 22, 2020
Get the Department of Erectionsmug. Person 1: What was that group called that refills the coffee machine?
Person 2: I think it was the Logistics Department.
Person 2: I think it was the Logistics Department.
by mhycro April 17, 2019
Get the Logistics Departmentmug. A place that will be created now that Bush has be "re"elected. Responsible for promoting Christianity and being very critical of non-christians. Some of popular "man"dates that will be included are:Bibles in every building in the country, prayers required every day of the week, the receiting of the lords prayer before work,school,and other events that is government sponsored,mandatory church attendance at least once a week, and the elimanation of all non-christian literature in books and others forms of print.
The Department of Religion is something that will bring about the greatness of Christianity to all!!
by ShowMeGod December 20, 2004
Get the Department of Religionmug. To think/feel that your horoscope lacks insight or meaty-ness. Possiblity to create ur own future in a humurous or fashionable sense.
(plural) hor-de-scope (d) : the act of changing someone
elses sign
(plural) hor-de-scope (d) : the act of changing someone
elses sign
Lately Johnny hasn't been fitting in with all the other taurus's so we hor-de-scoped him into a new category of cat-fish.
"I just don't feel like pisces anymore."
"the best way to depart-a-hor is sometimes to just be yourself"
"I just don't feel like pisces anymore."
"the best way to depart-a-hor is sometimes to just be yourself"
by chikalay April 6, 2012
Get the depart-a-hormug. Departmend jumping: calling a store with departments at any random time and asking to be directed to a certain desk. When a person answers, get mad and ask for a different department. continue to
Person A: Im bored.......
Person B: Lets go department jumping! Get the number for walmart!
Walmart: "thank you for calling! how may i help you?
Person A: Could you please connect me to electronics ?
Walmart: "Electronics, how may i help you?"
Person A: WTF?! i asked for the garden center!! Could you transfer me to there?"
Walmart: "sure?"
continue for however long you can!
Person B: Lets go department jumping! Get the number for walmart!
Walmart: "thank you for calling! how may i help you?
Person A: Could you please connect me to electronics ?
Walmart: "Electronics, how may i help you?"
Person A: WTF?! i asked for the garden center!! Could you transfer me to there?"
Walmart: "sure?"
continue for however long you can!
by mchboy1 November 8, 2009
Get the Department Jumpingmug. A bullshit ass corrupted department that dont know shit about the laws. They are the stupidest people on the earth.
by Princess22 October 20, 2008
Get the Department of Correctionsmug.