delusional sizing

1.when someone pretends they are a few clothing sizes smaller than they are (i.e. Mariah Carey)

2. when a man thinks his cock is much larger (or smaller) than it actually is

Mariah swears she wears a size 6...her assistants replace size 12 tags with 6's to accomodate her delusional sizing

Some guys love to flash their cocks because they think it is bigger than it actually is...when people laugh, they may realize it's a case of delusional sizing

by Meadow Soprano November 16, 2005

delusional hipsterity

The belief that wasted potential is more important than actual success.

Dude, you are suffering from some serious delusional hipsterity.

by laughingsquid March 22, 2011

Delusional Daniel

A man named Daniel who is going crazy over something he lost.

Dude what are you talking about? You didn't lose anything. You're acting like a Delusional Daniel.

by Quarketh April 16, 2020

Delusional Dave

Delusional Dave: A person that does not take hints of dislike, but in turn takes them as flirtatious motives.

Started by several redditors.

Amy: Frank was being such a delusional Dave today. I told him I wasn't interested, he thought I was playing hard to get and walked me to my car.

Julie: Oh my god, I told frank to lay off, he pulled a delusional Dave and said "She just wants me to prove my love"

by John Malkavich June 14, 2011

delusional bitch

A female who thinks people are worried about her but in reality ain't nobody give a fuck

Girl #1 thinks that Girl #2 is worried about her but in reality girl #2 ain't give a fuck about the ugly bitch ! Girl #1 is a delusional bitch

by lolgirlygirl July 17, 2016

delusional franka

Someone who has "Delusional Franka" means that he thinks everything negative about his life is because of "Mr.A". Than he goes in to the phase of ignoring everyone in his life, And will think Mr.A ruined his life. But Mr.A is everywhere.

Mike his PC was lagging and he thinks that Mr.A did it so he has Delusional Franka.

by Mr Aland May 25, 2021

Delusional simper

A classic simp who tries to hide that he is in fact the major simp. This is done by calling other people simp constantly creating an anti simp stance. Only smart people know how to spot a delusional simp.

Walle is calling Benne out for simping when he is innocent and Walle is in fact simping 24/7. Walle is being a delusional simper.

by Svennebanana February 16, 2021