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Get the Lauren DeLeon mug.Tom Delonge (Thomas Delonge) is a talented music artist who is in a punk rock band called Blink-182. He is also known for being in other bands such as Angels & Airwaves and Car Box Racer. Famous songs by Blink-182 are ones such as What's My Age Again and All The Small Things.
He is one of the funniest and coolest people on this planet and is so down to earth it is unbelievable.
Tom, like many people, is my idol. I love him and I support him with anything that he does.
He is obviously one of the sexist men on this planet as well, and I would turn gay for him as he is just so amazing! And I'm not gay what so ever. Tom is the only man for me. End of. Lol.
He is one of the funniest and coolest people on this planet and is so down to earth it is unbelievable.
Tom, like many people, is my idol. I love him and I support him with anything that he does.
He is obviously one of the sexist men on this planet as well, and I would turn gay for him as he is just so amazing! And I'm not gay what so ever. Tom is the only man for me. End of. Lol.
Friend: "Have you heard Blink-182's new song, Wishing well?!
Me: "Of course I have! It's an awsome song! Mainly because Tom Delonge (Thomas Delonge) is singing in it and he has a sexy voice! :P"
Friend: "Your so gay!"
Me: "No. No I'm not. Not at all. Tom is the only guy for me so fuck you! :)"
Me: "Of course I have! It's an awsome song! Mainly because Tom Delonge (Thomas Delonge) is singing in it and he has a sexy voice! :P"
Friend: "Your so gay!"
Me: "No. No I'm not. Not at all. Tom is the only guy for me so fuck you! :)"
by TomDelongeFan<3 October 6, 2012
Get the Tom Delonge (Thomas Delonge) mug.hottest person alive. brown-haired, brown-eyed singer and guitar player of blink 182. married to jen jenkins and has a daughter named ava. yes, blink 182 rocks. listen to their old albums if you hate their new one (you really shouldn't). yes, they're on a break..but if they get back together, i reccomend you see them in concert. if you want a laugh, listen to their song "depends".
by that's miss bitch to you September 21, 2005
Get the tom delonge mug.Thomas Matthew Delonge is a singer/guitarist for the most amazing band, Blink 182. He was born December 13, 1975 in Poway, California. He is unfortunately married to Jennifer Jenkins, now Jennifer Delonge. He is the hottest man alive, without a doubt. Many people praise him. He is currently in Blink 182 and Angels and Airwaves, two amazing bands, Blink 182 being the best. He used to be in Boxcar Racer also. He has a very distinct voice which makes him even more irresistable. He has an obsession over UFO's and Aliens, and he really does not care what people think of him. He is a unique, and different soul, which makes him interesting.
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Get the Thomas Matthew Delonge mug.The act of grabbing a person by the back of the head and slamming their face into a shelf, table edge, or other protruding object.
Person 1: Did you hear about the fight yesterday?
Person 2: Yeah, I heard Brad delwonked Mike into the back of a chair.
Person 2: Yeah, I heard Brad delwonked Mike into the back of a chair.
by Ben and Gary's Ice Cream February 20, 2009
Get the Delwonk mug.the white trash capital of florida. beat up cars and hicks along with insane wanna be gangstas. its also the home to confused redencks in 12 foot high lifted trucks with rebel flags waving in the back while blasting gangsta rap. the hicks here are confused due to them being rejects from the northeast, who now think that because they moved to florida they are now southern. try not laughing when someone with a really thick brooklyn accent trys to talk with a southern hick accent. the town is a complete dump. for a city with not one building over two stories tall its the largest population in volusia county. the new pine ridge high school is falling down and the original deltona high school looks like a prison camp.
people who have never been to deltona are sure to get lost, due to the city being a giant maze of screwed up streets. dont stop and ask directions because you may get shot.
they city (and i use that term loosely) is full of angry old people and insane gun toteing maniacs who will kill you or kick your ass just for looking at them. a few years ago a house full of people were murdered because some other local maniac wanted their xbox! he didnt shoot them he beat them with a baseball bat and hammers. he even killed the dog!.
the roads are falling apart and are full of deep holes that will swallow a normal car whole. yet the idiot kids who live there drive lowered junkers that drag the ground on a regular street. therefore you will see parts of cars strewn all over the sides of streets due to them bottoming out.
people who have never been to deltona are sure to get lost, due to the city being a giant maze of screwed up streets. dont stop and ask directions because you may get shot.
they city (and i use that term loosely) is full of angry old people and insane gun toteing maniacs who will kill you or kick your ass just for looking at them. a few years ago a house full of people were murdered because some other local maniac wanted their xbox! he didnt shoot them he beat them with a baseball bat and hammers. he even killed the dog!.
the roads are falling apart and are full of deep holes that will swallow a normal car whole. yet the idiot kids who live there drive lowered junkers that drag the ground on a regular street. therefore you will see parts of cars strewn all over the sides of streets due to them bottoming out.
person 1 where do you live?
person 2 deltona
person 1 wheres that?
person 2 drive north from orlando on I4 till you hear banjos and youre there.
person 2 deltona
person 1 wheres that?
person 2 drive north from orlando on I4 till you hear banjos and youre there.
by deltona parolee June 3, 2009
Get the deltona mug.we all know his great accomplishments. front man in blink 182 / box car racer and now angesla and airwaves
give him shit for being in ava or even starting it but you know he gave you one of the best fucking yeras to look back on in music history. and i think he still does.
YES, he over pronounces words but you know what? i think that's why i or anyone else find his vocals so unique. hahahhaha YEAH HES GOOD LOOKING but i can look past that and recongnize his great accomplishments (:
he has two daughters and a wife who i am very envious about. he left blink to be abetter father and husband, living the lifestyle has the frontman in blink 182 made that impossible, THUS, he left.
give him shit for being in ava or even starting it but you know he gave you one of the best fucking yeras to look back on in music history. and i think he still does.
YES, he over pronounces words but you know what? i think that's why i or anyone else find his vocals so unique. hahahhaha YEAH HES GOOD LOOKING but i can look past that and recongnize his great accomplishments (:
he has two daughters and a wife who i am very envious about. he left blink to be abetter father and husband, living the lifestyle has the frontman in blink 182 made that impossible, THUS, he left.
stranger: who's singing like this 'OIIIIIII CCCCCCAAANNUTTTT BREEEATHAYYY"
stranger 2 : oh thats Tom DeLonge. obviously.
stranger 2 : oh thats Tom DeLonge. obviously.
by JESSICADELONGE. October 17, 2008
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