Beat a furry defender week

From the 11th month to 28-4th of December. You can beat up any furry defender and they can't fight back

Hey bro its "Beat a furry defender week".
Time to beat some fatherless ass

by Richard boderman November 27, 2022

Playing Defender

Taking a crap while playing video games.

I was up stairs playing defender until my ass turned numb and my iPhone's battery ran out.

by Pancreas100 October 7, 2011

pedo-defender

A room operator who thinks that someone who tries to entrap a pedofile is a lier...

He thought he set up the pedofile and faked it... when he just fell into a trap that he set up for him...

by James Porter December 9, 2003

bum defender

Catnip timothy

get your bum defender out and slap my face thupence, Willis.

by Henry Rollins November 3, 2003

Statue Defender

Commonly used term for a divorced man who lives in his mum's spare room and has suffered from a regrowth of his virginity.

Nigel went to London last week for a Rick with his mates, he is a complete statue defender.

by Billy Dave June 14, 2020

Statue Defender

Overweight, drunk, racist middle-aged Englishmen who use the defence of statutes as a cover for just being drunken racists in the middle of the working week.

Hey Sarah, want to go to the Hare and Hounds later?

No thanks Jane, that place is full of Statue Defenders.

by CallMeClive July 1, 2020

Public Defender

Anyone who has a job or role that involves defending the public, such as a police officer, security guard, or any of those militia organizations not regulated by the government

The public defender shot a nearby robber who attempted to rob a gas station with a shotgun.

by YuOfTheNight August 28, 2021