deef head

when only your head is a deef

god you are such a deef head

by paul April 1, 2005

Pulling a Deef

To display cavalier disregard for any contemporary standards of etiquette or punctuality, attempting to remedy said vices with java-related treats.

"Dude, where is he? He was supposed to be here two hours ago."
"Probably in bed, pulling a Deef."

by Sames March 6, 2008

deef toots

The end bit of a joint. Otherwise known as "the endy bit", "the toast" or "last toaks".

"Leave me deef toots man....."

by Professor Morioarty January 28, 2008

Deefed

A male dick fart.

Johnathan just deefed asf

by fartlover100 November 10, 2020

Deef

Short for a dick queef. This is typically achieved when a smaller dick goes into a bigger dick's dickhole. When the smaller dick exits quickly, a popping noise is made: the deef.

Don't pull out your pencil dick out of this elephant trunk too quick or we'll deef.

Man, that deef was so loud my neighbours down the street called the cops, complaining about gun shots.

by Deef lord April 24, 2021

Deef

Short for “d*ck queef”

To pass gas out of the scrotum.

“Omg did someone just deef?”

Or

“It smells like somebody just deefed.”

by Bdog01 February 12, 2025

deef

Killing yourself during quarantine :)

I really want to commit deef right now

by plz eat me June 6, 2020