“Hey did you see that it was December 10th?”
“Oh yeah National Cooper Takes Off His Shoes and Socks Day! That’s my favoriteDominican Republic holiday!”
Baby Cousin crying: AaAAAAHAhahaahHHHhhhhahahHah!
You: Ughhh shut up! *Wait its December 10th, throw a baby out the window day...*
*Throws baby cousin out the window in style*