Dave

The cooliest cool person in the world. He is amazing and as the most friends ever.

Dave is the hot indian guy in a group

by hot.indian August 07, 2011

Dave

A Dave, otherwise known as a dildo, is usually long, pink and Gerthy and can be found hiding in various places in the bedroom such as draws and under pillows

"Hey, go get big Dave n ram it in u for me"

by Bigdave84 December 08, 2016

Dave

Dave is not a salmon.

That's not a Dave, that's a salmon!

by Jimbo1531 October 23, 2010

Dave

Our lord and savior Dave. A cool, chill, funny, and rocking person.

My mate Dave

Hey Dave! You meet any Daves lately

by AngelWingsYT January 23, 2019

Dave

They are the best teachers. They practice tough love, but they are the best lovers. They are intelligent and funny. They are the best friends.

You: Wow, that guy is hecka cool.
You over there: You know, that's just Dave.

by ClubRitz October 29, 2011

Dave

typically wears leather jackets, scares everyone because of his hard attitude. Generally works at a town market or grocery store.

Wow that guy was totally a dave!

by 12345lol12345 February 24, 2015

DAVE

Dopamine Attention Variability Executive-dysfunction. Coined by TikTok user connordewolfe as an alternative name for ADHD/ADD

Dude. Do you have ADHD?
Nah, man, I have DAVE.

How could you have forgotten to blink?
God fucking damnit DAVE

by Nova99 August 29, 2021