captain curvy

Captain Curvy is the kind of person that has a small weirdly curved penis. Usually has very very white skin and has an obsession with fingering buttholes and in some cases has an obsession with cats.

Person1: wow, look at that fag over there.

Person2: I know right. I even heard he fingered someone's butthole in the back of a mini-van.

Person1: what a Captain Curvy.

by RussianBear December 9, 2013

Curvy - wurvy

A regional slang word, originating from South-West England, mainly Bristol. The phrase means to 'put a tampon in backwards'.

Oh nooo...i've done a curvy - wurvy.
Shit.

by Nicky Little Boy January 30, 2009

curvy railroad

When you wear a striped conductors hat while giving anal and making whistle sounds while shaking your hips from side to side as to stimulate a locomotive on a curved track.

Yah my girl is still the curvy railroad I gave her a week ago.

by Anthro_Wolf May 22, 2016

Curvy Wah

If thou seeketh The Wah, thou must understand the dynasty within themselves. Or you could ask Anna or Will

I have been enlightened by Curvy Wah.

by curvyname November 5, 2018

Curvy Couch Tumors

Fox & Friends morning anchors

just prior to airtime Barbie-sue, Skeeter-Larry and Carl walked on-set, assumed their position as Fox so-called News' Curvy Couch Tumors and took a call from ranting lunatic Donald Trump.

by Uncle Joosie January 2, 2019

curvy calfee

a usually vulumptuous and curvy man, that has the perfect combination of chunk and funk

Mmm Curvy Calfee is lookin extra chunky and delicious today!

by NOTHIN BUT CHUNK December 3, 2007

The Curvy Empowerment Project

It’s not about your weight, or losing weight. It’s about an inclusive environment for women of different looks, heights, shapes and sizes. We are strong alone, but stronger together.

I would love to attend The Curvy Empowerment Project take off party by Amber Nicole!

by Ambeyy December 6, 2019