motherless fucking cunt

Someone or something that totally screws up a simple task that you are doing, making it impossible to complete.

You were not born, your father jerked off on a rock you motherless fucking cunt!!

by Cibyll November 18, 2017

Fucking Cunt Devils

Fucking Cunt Devils is an exclamation, used as an alternative to the popular "OMG".

Fucking cunt devils--did you guys see that?!

by willfulenslaved April 16, 2011

stupid fucking cunts

kids in my school who piss me off and constantly call me a felcher

you all are stupid fucking cunts

by screw you guys November 22, 2004

Cunting Pile of Fuck

A phrase to describe someone who is a fucking idiot

This teacher is a cunting pile of fuck

by Spicoli 69 May 6, 2021

ya fucking cunt

Someone that is being stupid just a good insult

Stop hitting me
No

Stop hitting me ya fucking cunt
Oh garn get fucked

by Baileyboss500 November 23, 2017

you fucking cunt!

A direct exclamation towards an unpleasant thing or a person.

Neighbours dog wont stop barking - Shut up you fucking cunt! Or I'll slit your throat and hang you by the hind legs from the nearest tree.

Argument in a pub or club - Outside you fucking cunt! Parking lot. NOW!

by de-pube March 31, 2023

Cunt in a fucking barrel

When you're so wasted on either nicotine, valium, vicodin, marijuana, ecstasy or alcohol, or cocaine, that you feel 'like a cunt in a fucking barrel'.

In other words, extreme claustrophobia, the mother of all bad trips. In other words, smoking too many of the Jeffrey.

John: So what did you think of the party last night?
Freddie: Dude, I still feel 'like a cunt in a fucking barrel'. Pass me the shotgun!

by Laokung May 31, 2011