by Alan15 December 10, 2018
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Get the Cummin' on the Main mug.In a nutshell, Cummins Law occurs when you're listening to the podcast 'Timesuck with Dan Cummins' and people, unaware of the podcast, end of hearing what you're listening to--which is usually dark, crude humor, leading to embarrassment.
This can happen during Bluetooth interruptions, or by simply being unaware of your surroundings.
This can happen during Bluetooth interruptions, or by simply being unaware of your surroundings.
I fell victim to the Cummins Law, today.
Not the best story, and it probably isn’t worth writing into the show about, but here it is...
Today, was playing video games and listening to the newest Timesuck episode with headphones, when my brother came into the room. He wanted to play me a song he just learned on my guitar. (We each have our own guitars/amps and like to show each other new stuff we learn)
My guitar amp has Bluetooth and my phone automatically connects whenever it gets turned on. As soon as he turns on my amp, Dan’s voice comes through loudly saying something like “I bet his dick got super hard,” referring to Alexander Solonik's sports car."
Not the best story, and it probably isn’t worth writing into the show about, but here it is...
Today, was playing video games and listening to the newest Timesuck episode with headphones, when my brother came into the room. He wanted to play me a song he just learned on my guitar. (We each have our own guitars/amps and like to show each other new stuff we learn)
My guitar amp has Bluetooth and my phone automatically connects whenever it gets turned on. As soon as he turns on my amp, Dan’s voice comes through loudly saying something like “I bet his dick got super hard,” referring to Alexander Solonik's sports car."
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A Sexy and Robust 8.9-liter inline-six diesel engine made by Cummins, known for being tough, dependable, and built to haul serious weight. Found in everything from motorhomes to fire trucks, the ISL9 is basically the workhorse of the medium- and heavy-duty world. Outputs range from 260 to 450 horsepower with up to 1,250 lb-ft of torque, making it a favorite for anyone who refuses to break down on the job.
Key Features:
8.9L inline-six
260–450 hp, up to 1,250 lb-ft torque
XPI fuel system + VGT turbocharger
Perfect for motorhomes, buses, fire trucks, and medium-duty trucks
Known for durability, efficiency, and extreme-condition reliability
A Sexy and Robust 8.9-liter inline-six diesel engine made by Cummins, known for being tough, dependable, and built to haul serious weight. Found in everything from motorhomes to fire trucks, the ISL9 is basically the workhorse of the medium- and heavy-duty world. Outputs range from 260 to 450 horsepower with up to 1,250 lb-ft of torque, making it a favorite for anyone who refuses to break down on the job.
Key Features:
8.9L inline-six
260–450 hp, up to 1,250 lb-ft torque
XPI fuel system + VGT turbocharger
Perfect for motorhomes, buses, fire trucks, and medium-duty trucks
Known for durability, efficiency, and extreme-condition reliability
"My RV runs on an ISL9—this thing can go coast to coast without breaking a sweat."
"Fire trucks love the ISL9; when lives are on the line, there’s no room for weak engines."
“This 2011 New Flyer XD60 powered by this Godly Cummins ISL-9 Sounds so amazing that it makes my Girl’s Tits hard”
"Fire trucks love the ISL9; when lives are on the line, there’s no room for weak engines."
“This 2011 New Flyer XD60 powered by this Godly Cummins ISL-9 Sounds so amazing that it makes my Girl’s Tits hard”
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