A female partner who loses her partner or lover to his overinvolvement and unbridled enthusiasm in crypto currency. Similar to the old term Golf Widow
Well I never really see or hear from.him these days since he got into crypto. I'm a Crypto Widow, that's what I am!
by Melissa Luisa April 15, 2021

Noun
: Is used to refer to a person with non-European ancestry that identifies as White European & is similar to the term "Crypto-Jew" which means a person of jewish descent who identifies as a White Catholic European.
: Is used to refer to a person with non-European ancestry that identifies as White European & is similar to the term "Crypto-Jew" which means a person of jewish descent who identifies as a White Catholic European.
Person 1: Hey, doesn't he look a little weird to you?
Person 2: What do you mean?
Person 1: Like, that he's not fully White.
Person 2: Like a Crypto-White?
Person 1: Yeah.
Person 2: Pfff..... I checked & his grandfather was african.
Person 2: What do you mean?
Person 1: Like, that he's not fully White.
Person 2: Like a Crypto-White?
Person 1: Yeah.
Person 2: Pfff..... I checked & his grandfather was african.
by xXJonaXx August 20, 2022

Kind of like bank run, where you want to change your money into cash, but in crypto run you change your money into cryptocurrency such as bitcoin. However, how can you do that if/when it is not possible in the cashless future? In such a dystopian future, cryptocurrencies like Bitcoin provide a safety net to this.
by Satu Nakkimotti April 22, 2020

When a person particularly a writer has a fetish they don't want to outright state but influences them to a notable degree
Person 1: Bro what the hell was the latest epsiode of Rick and morty
Person 2: i dont know, dan harmon has a crypto-fetish for incest
Person 2: i dont know, dan harmon has a crypto-fetish for incest
by Miami the stranger February 4, 2023

Crypto twitter is a sub community on twitter full of mentally ill cartoon and anime picture degenerates that give each other financial advice about various crypto topics.
I went on Crypto Twitter last night and my feed was full of inversebrah screenshots, Cobie giving people a 👍 after ratioing them, and various candle stick charts all saying the same thing in different ways! It was wonderful.
by Bengreen927 February 21, 2023

Like a "dog year" represents seven human years, a "Crypto Year" represents one day in the cryptocurrency space.
by VerySeriousBiz December 1, 2017

Having a large amount of money in crypto currency, but refusing to take any of it out of one’s crypto wallet, in fear of not making more money.
by DazzyTheMermaid May 17, 2021
