A person who whines incessantly about everything that they either don't have or how they were somehow wronged, disrespected, or ridiculed.
Tom: My job sucks... My boss doesn't appreciate me... My kids don't respect me... I wish I had a new truck...
Phil: So... quit your job, walk-out on your family and drive your old truck off the nearest cliff.... you crybaby-FUCK!
Phil: So... quit your job, walk-out on your family and drive your old truck off the nearest cliff.... you crybaby-FUCK!
by H.A.D.E. November 7, 2010

Someone who gets dickrided by everyone and when someone pisses him off, he will kick you for a day and tell the other dickriders not to invite you.
by giou123 June 19, 2013

noun
a person, especially a grown man that acts like a child, who frequently complains about anything possible, always feels they should be rewarded with as many breaks as possible while supposedly working. If energy drinks came in IV drip form, this person would have monster energy flowingbthrough his veins and still have a full set of unrotten teeth. Not one to handle confrontation, they will hide until the danger is clear and instead give their response to the closest available bystander. Hygiene, cognitive thinking and motor skills are not a strong point for this person. May be seen waiting in a pink shitbox in the parking lot at work. May also go by the name Randy or Junior.
a person, especially a grown man that acts like a child, who frequently complains about anything possible, always feels they should be rewarded with as many breaks as possible while supposedly working. If energy drinks came in IV drip form, this person would have monster energy flowingbthrough his veins and still have a full set of unrotten teeth. Not one to handle confrontation, they will hide until the danger is clear and instead give their response to the closest available bystander. Hygiene, cognitive thinking and motor skills are not a strong point for this person. May be seen waiting in a pink shitbox in the parking lot at work. May also go by the name Randy or Junior.
The little crybaby bitch said his coworker should be hit over the head with a shovel, but not to their face as he has no balls.
by ThroatOyster May 11, 2020

by Littlemisswhatsername29 January 8, 2018

When banging a girl in the missionary position, grab her by the ankles and hold them up to resemble a baby having its diaper changed. Then proceed to drill oil.
Dude, I put my girl in the Crybaby Booty Lock (CBBL) last night and she loved it so much she held a rattle and sucked her thumb.
by B Town II October 23, 2011

by ur girlf <3 May 23, 2021

by heh March 24, 2003
