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Well butter my crumpets

An expression of incruligerity at the fact that something has happened or something is true. Could also be seen as shock at a given situation.
Man City just lost to Burnley 3-2 after being 2 ahead with only 10 mins to go. "Well butter my crumpets, would you look at that."
by Cheesy Chips April 2, 2020
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mr. crumpet

A type of male who is so attractive and stunning that you can’t help but call him a Mr. Crumpet. He looks as delicious as a british black tea with a side of crumpets and jam; you could indulge in him all day. Often british men are referred to as Mr. Crumpet because they enjoy crumpets while looking like a delicious snack at the same time.
Oh my goodness... Hector is such a Mr. Crumpet! He’s delicious!!

Wow, did you see Sherman today? Looks like he might be next on our Mr. Crumpet list!!
by ominousmuffin5678 May 4, 2019
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cumpster

A female "cum dumpster." A slutty woman who can not last more than 3 days without ingesting cum. see also "Costco Bukkake" and "Cupcakke."
Jen, the cumpster, fucked 4 Italian guys in 3 different holes last night. She loves being showered in cum. She IS a dumpster. The Cumpster.
by BigmuffDiver April 25, 2011
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butt crumpets

Paul hadn't taken a shower in a while, and he had gross butt crumpets.
by jam13 September 14, 2006
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vagina crumpet

(Noun) 1. The hot sweet labia of the vagina of a hot woman. Each vagina has two vagina crumpets, which may be served on a platter or with various buttered sauces.

2. A gathering of hot women in a public area in close proximity, which seem to be unwary and easily obtainable by use of a net or blunt object.
1. You can easily slide into a nice pair of buttered up vagina crumpets....with your cock
2. Those vagina crumpets look tasty.
3.So many vagina crumpets will starve now that the CL ES section is gone.
by the crumpet baker May 28, 2009
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crumpet

she's a nice bit of crumpet
by lex dex April 18, 2003
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crumpet

"she was a good bit of crumpet"
by Fluffage September 9, 2008
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