A colloquialism referring to a P.C. or personal computer.
Damn, my computer's busted. Guess it's time to take the ol' porn cruiser into the shop.
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1. A stretched-wheelbase Oldsmobile mid-size station wagon produced from 1964 to 1972 and as an up-line trim package on the 1973-77 Cutlass station wagon. Famous for the tinted roof glass over the second row of seating and the smaller tinted glass pieces over the cargo-area side windows from 1964-72. Used regularly on the Fox television shows "That '70s Show" and "Fringe."

2. A motor home made by Gulfstream from 2002-09 on the Sprinter chassis.

3. A boat made by Four Winns.
"It's not a piece of junk - it's a Vista Cruiser! You can literally cruise the vistas in it!"

(Red Forman, played by Kurtwood Smith, referring to the 1969 Vista Cruiser in "That '70s Show")
by OldsVistaCruiser March 30, 2011
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Flip-flops, sandals, anything you wear at the beach.
A. Hey mate, have you seen my beach cruisers?
B. Ye', they're in the car.
by beach cruisers March 1, 2016
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(Jee•ZUSCRUzers) n. sandals. usually with simple leather straps.
That hippy was wearing his Jesus cruisers in the winter! That dude was a hard core Deadhead.
by SAMMER OF THE GODS July 12, 2006
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Stoner, pothead, or frequent cannabis-user; a high person, someone who is really baked (from having just completed a roadie).
Jeff (devil-eyed and reeking of dank): "Dude, where is your bathroom?"

Gas station attendant 1: "Down the hall on your left."

Gas station attendant 2: "Looks like we got ourselves a California Cruiser."

Gas station attendant 1: "YEAUP!"
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The Colinwood cruisers are a deadly gang located in Co3! The cruisers stalk their prey from the bench and or the brick wall. The follow any ops down the alleyway and rob all their goods; money, blems, loud and other bits of loot. The leader of the cruisers is a fierce man who goes by the name of BottomWeed or BigJordz. BottomWeeds right hand man known as Savvo2bummy is in control of all the ygs. Cruiser yutes- Harrison swift, Wilson nit, Alicia moore (tranny) and Connor watkinnnsssss!!!!!!!
I’m off home now, I’ll speak to you on ps4”
“Alright In a bit mate, be careful you don’t run into the colinwood cruisers, wouldn’t want you getting hurt”
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Twelvies that take one sip out of a Vodka Cruiser (flavoured vodka drink) and then caption it with 'OMG SOOOO SMASHD' (or words to that effect. Usually accompanied by a duckface with the V sign in a selfie photo posted to social media sites.
Cruiser Troopers can be located at underage parties, train stations, local shopping centres or even down the police station being charged with underage drinking.
Ricky: Jesus, Natalie and her friends are cruiser troopers.
Dicky: Look at them making duckfaces and taking selfies.
Ricky: I hope they get picked up by a blue light taxi soon.
by KTV484 June 20, 2014
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