creighton

A person, anaaaam dhaaawlliii, faiiiiiid omeerrrr

Ay, u seen mr creighton groovin?

by abdullehemeddd December 21, 2023

Creighton Abrams

This man was a general during Vietnam. He is also named after the M1A2 Abrams Tank (it's kind of obvious bitch). When he came home from the war he was met with a crazy offer. He would trade booty for money and no he was not a proustite. He got a pretty good offer from the Thug Hunters (I think you should look them up), now if you know thug hunters, it's that they prefer black thugs. Mr. Abrams isn't a thug, but what I think they found particularly interesting is his battle hardened penis. He divorced his wife if you could tell after he became a gay pornstar.

Dude, I saw this one porno, with General Creighton Abrams, he was getting buttfucked, and then he started splooging everywhere

by Kanye_supporter5 December 29, 2023

Crighton

Him.

Person 1: "Hey who's that."
Person 2: "HE IS HIM!"
Crighton: *Is so him that he pulls lesbians*

by Mind_Goblin_:3 June 14, 2024

Callum Crighton

An absolute god. Has released many songs including GROW BABE🌿🌿. Is an absolute inspiration, along with Jacob Sartorious.

Omg have you heard ‘Grow Babe?’ Callum Crighton is such a sweetheart!

by fricklemypickle November 15, 2019