Lyle Lyle crocodile

The hottest voice out there. He’s so pretty and makes the best lalala

Lyle Lyle crocodile is a crocodile and loves being human

by BiscuitToesOwO March 18, 2023

Chocodile

The greatest snack you'll ever eat in your entire life. Doctors and sexual philosophers have performed tests showing that the pleasure of eating one chocodile is equal to that of a massive orgasm.

First person eating chocodile- "This chocodile is amazing"

Second person eating chocodile- "It is the best thing ever"

Person finished with chocodile- "I think I just came..."

by Sir Hymen Buster June 14, 2008

Crocodile tears

A false display of emotion.

Her upset was just crocodile tears. She really didn't care.

by apopheniac August 16, 2009

Crocodiling

When a guy goes down on a girl but is looking up at her while he is doing it, so all she can see are his eyes, like a crocodile poking its eyes out of the water.

"He kept crocodiling while going down on me and it totally ruined the moment because I couldn't stop laughing."

by opportunitybanana1 November 22, 2013

crocodile tears

You just pretend to cry but u are not really... based of real crocodiles tearing up when they attack their prey.

Paul- *falls, gets 1 little bruise, and cries in a fake way.*
Betty- I don't believe u! U are just using crocodile tears just for attention!

by Milton Like What? August 11, 2017

Crocodiling

When a guy goes down on a girl and all she can see is his eyes from her point of view.

There was no Crocodiling the entire time he ate my taco.

by JTurc4 June 23, 2022

Crocodilio

A fierce reptile native to Latrobe, Pennsylvania, living in the swamps and creeks. They are part crocodile, part alligator, and part camen. Fully grown, they can be up to 10 feet long. Crocodilios hunt upon medium to large sized prey ranging from beavers to even humans. An encounter with one means almost certain death, for the first strike is deadly. One must be on high guard when entering their territory. Crocodilios are very stealthy creatures and often hunt in packs. Breeding season lasts from early May to late June. This is when it is most dangerous. These creature go away in hiding in late summer and hibernate during the cold Pennsylvania winters.

"Dude we better get out of here. I think I just saw a crocodilio."

Oh shit dude we don't want to get eaten by one!

by p8ntballermike August 14, 2010