Gold Dollar Crepe

This is an utmost act that you will not find in the Kama Sutra. To those who know what a Cleveland Steamer is or the more advanced Cincinnati Steamer, the Gold Dollar Crepe takes crappy jokes to a new level. A Gold Dollar Crepe is when you are relaxed and laying down. A young child in diapers or pullups has not been freshly changed climbs up to your head and repeatedly sits in a bouncing motion on your face or head.

"Daddy is taking a nap, go wake him up with a Gold Dollar Crepe"

by Pharaoh Fluid July 07, 2017

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in-crepe-ulous

when something is incredulous but you need to make a crepe pun

"How much are you selling crepes for?"
"5 pounds"
"That's in-crepe-ulous"

by mishiexists March 11, 2024

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brown crepe

when you fart and it bounces between your fatty cheeks

Man your massive brown crepe just made me barf a little bit in my mouth.

by aragorn23 August 22, 2015

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crepe it up

(v) to make something sweet; say crepe it up to the max if you want type 2 diabetes.

Donald: Quack quack quack quack quack(ugh mickey the goddamn breads are fucking bland. gimme the sugar, imma crepe it up to the max)
Mickey: squeak sqeauk, sqeauk(hell fucking no, bitch)

by ZeOtaku December 19, 2014

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