crackstrap

1. The part of the thong that disappears into the asscrack.

2. Choice cut of ass in a female. Similar to the choice cut of a deer, known as the backstrap.

I love to nibble on my girls crackstrap.

by Legendary Films October 20, 2004

Incomming Crapstrike

People with constipation problems sometimes take too much laxatives.
With that their crap goes airborne and becomes a crapstrike.

Guy 1: shit i won't make it to the toilet!
guy 2: No, whatever you do, just don't...
Guy 1: Incomming Crapstrike
Guy 2: NOOOOO >FLATSJ!<

by Dj Urdjen June 3, 2010

Craptrap

when you are charging your laptop and the teacher almost trips over your charging cable.

Thats a CRAPTRAP!

by Cooncheese May 15, 2017

Claptrap

A girl that has been passed around so much that she is 100% infested with chlamydia and aims to spread it.

Michael : yo did you hear about Stevie
Jonny : Nah what happened to him
Michael : He hooked up with Gabby she's a total Claptrap
Jonny : damn I hope he gets through it :(

by Lynx you're gonna love my nuts June 5, 2021

Claptrap

Absurd talk and ideas. Often used to describe someone drunk talking nonsense.

It’s bland claptrap!
She is a claptrap talking nonsense

by Mushroom1 January 3, 2021

solipsistic claptrap

99.9% of blogs
(could also be solipsistic cRaptrap)

His solipsistic claptrap is so yawn...

by PiaB June 23, 2008

Claptrap

The act of eating a girl out while she is sitting on your face. Then before she is about to climax you bite her vagina folds and rip them from her body so that they are loose and trapped inside of your mouth.

My friend (Alexis) came over last night and I claptrapped her.

by UnwaryFour001 October 27, 2014