Crafty Python

Whilst sitting on the toilet dropping the kids off at the pool you set yourself a challenge and attempt to urinate into a nearby urinal or sink using your talented crafty python (men only). The act of urinating in a sink or urinal whilst simultaneously taking a poo on a sit down toilet.

I was sitting on the throne releasing the chocolate hostages and elected to attempt the crafty python.

by Robot J Cups September 20, 2023

crafty diplomat

a very complex sexual maneuver involving multiple steps: first the female arrouses the male, causing him to ejaculate. the male must then attempt to catch his goo in his belly button, from which the female takes it as a body shot. the female then spits it into the males hair, thus completing the execution of the crafty diplomat.

Xavior: AAAAAhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaahhhhh. I used a load of shampoo and washed it like ten times but my hair is still sticky.
Malik: Dude what did you do?
Xavior: Oh me and my girlfriend were just trying out the crafty diplomat last night after we read about it on urbandictionary.com and i can't get all of it out of my hair now.
Malik: uhh. cant help you there man, i never seem to have that problem.
Xavior: thanks anyways.
Malik: no problem.

by team mastadon January 10, 2005

crafty girl

a girl who is quick witted, very funny, usually from the south. She draws people in with her accent. Loved by all.

Hey, what do you think of that lady in Parenting one chat ???

Oh I think she's a real Miss Crafty Girl!

by Lamop February 16, 2005

Crafty Swine

Noun; a jew of extreme jewish descent, usually from smack in the middle of israel. wears a yamaka to bed, when it takes a shower, and when it plays halo. Extremely crafty and sneaky...hence the name crafty swine.

Jr. Papa: Yo man this crafty swine just killed me from the top of the map with a spartan laser! He just crawled up with his claws and sharp teeth and then killed us all! Ahh!!! PAPA!

by 908 Projectile June 1, 2010

crafty girl

one hot southern tamale

Wow! Did you see Lisa today?

Yes, she's one crafty girl!

by Lamop February 16, 2005

Crafty Balls

When someone is very crafty and they need to watch out or their jaw will be broke

Dylan Brolly has crafty balls whenever he's on the beer

by Ryan Griffin69 January 5, 2017

crafty girl

the discreet name for someone with the illness that leads them to believe they own farm animals. Most commonly they choose goats as their imaginary farm animal. Regardless of the illness, a crafty girl is loved by all, very quick witted, charming and above all harmless.

Did you hear that lady In chat today talking about her goats???

Yes, she's crafty girl.

by Lamop February 16, 2005