cousin pumper

A cousin pumper is a person who fucks their cousin. Typically these people originate from southern United States.

Bill: "dude did Brandon tell you about that chick Tia he banged last week?"
John: "Tia is his cousin, man..."
Bill: "gross that guy is a cousin pumper?!"

by Boobert Goobert September 27, 2017

Snatch Cousins

When two women have had sex with the same man/men they become snatch cousins. It's a bond that can never be broken

Hey girl! I did him too, now we're snatch cousins.

by Blackentheskies November 16, 2009

play cousin

someone who you growed up around, and know like family but ain't related to yaz.

Oh him? He my play cousin.

by yo boo January 30, 2004

Fake Cousin

A term used to describe a relationship based on falseness. Sometimes referred to as FC.

Dat dude wants to be related to me so I call him my 'Fake Cousin' or 'FC'.

by Denmaniac January 5, 2009

Cousin Skeeter

a. An old show that used to be commonly found on the popular children's channel "Nickelodeon". Now... not so much.

b. that cousin that you always catch whacking off in his bedroom.

C'MON SKEET WE GOTTA GO TO THE RECORD STUDIO

oh john, you're just a skeeter

by tsb May 13, 2005

cousin jack

In the upper peninsula of Michigan this has been used to designate a male person, or descendant of such, who has immigrated from Cornwall, England. The feminine form is 'cousin jenny.' These terms are often capitalized.

The famous pasty was brought to the upper peninsula of Michigan by the cousin jacks.

by Silver dawn August 28, 2013

cousin cuddle

When a cousin casually cuddles with their cousin but doesn't want sex. But somehow it looks like they do.

Marina casually cousin cuddles Kyle

by lamapotatoe April 21, 2016