country bumpkin 

- someone usually from the midwest, whom lives in a small town but does not live on a farm and do all that labor. usually on the poorer side.. but have a very posative view on life.

- a kid whom has grown up in a small town of the midwest , whom moves away for a bit, but always comes back to the home town. usually for the familiarity of it all

-umm myself and others from the small iowa town we live in

country bumpkin by jugga_lizzle November 19, 2004

country bumpkin 

big bellied, long haired, untrimmed bearded, fat-so that works at a factory 1/2 the year, laid off the rest of the time. Spends his evenings eating dinner on a TV tray watching TV in the front room. His unemployed wife's 3 kids, with 3 different daddies, eating dinner with their hands in the kitchen. Leaving the dirty dishes to pile up in the sink until they run out, or until she has time to rinse them off. Has many rusty vehicles surrounding the house, but only one runs.

My ex-husband is a country bumpkin.

country bumpkin by zookeeper January 14, 2005

country bumpkin 

a person who is usually from the south, maybe the houston area, that wears countryesque plaid shirts and horse boots

me: jurphy, you are the definition of a country bumpkin
jurphy: fuck you, get off me
me: i was never on you... dork

country bumpkin by the perch September 18, 2011

country bumpkin 

Relatives who have sex with each other in a barn.

Billy Bob Podunk and Bobby Sue Podunk are country bumpkin!

country bumpkin by Ralph666 April 30, 2014

country bumpkin 

Contrary to modern belief a country bumpkin can, in fact, spell and they are also articulate members of society.
Also, there ARE female members of this discriminated against group. The females are usually hotter than any other female from any other race/group and once aquiring the male that they chose for life never lose him because they are simply the best at what they do.....in every possible sense of the phrase. :-)

Average dude that managed to get a bumpkin female: My woman is the best that I ever had or could ever hope to have.
Average dude stuck with average girl: My chick is so fucking superficial. She can't cook, clean, articulate or put out decent sex.
Average dude that managed to get a bumpkin female: Sucks to be you man....I got to go get some from my girl. Later.

country bumpkin by countrybumkin April 15, 2005

Country Bumpkin 

Getting head from a baby cow while taking a shit in an out-house

When his aunty sent Jim-Bob to collect eggs he would sneek a country bumpkin in the out-house behind the barn. Bessa would complain but he liked it when he got his jimmy jostled.

Country Bumpkin by Aneta November 28, 2007

Country blumkin 

The term BLumkin is when a man is sitting on the toilet taking a shit. And has his woman come in and give him head during the act of shitting.

Same as above but while performing in an outhouse.

A Country blumkin is the act of getting a blumkin in an outhouse.

Country blumkin by nonone October 7, 2006