corpsebestie

Corpsebestie: the best person ever who deserves the world, lets not forget he has a obbsession w karl jacobs and sapnap

”Corpsebestie likes who?”

”karl Jacobs and sapnap

by Hehwiwka August 31, 2021

Corpse you up

Noun: To kill someone. The act of killing somebody.

I'm gonna' corpse you up! Corpse you up and mail you to Momma!!

by fubsish September 26, 2009

corpse hump

In an online FPS game, to stand over the warm corpse of your opponent and repeately squat up and down in a display of dominance. This activity is usually accompanied by screaming something such as "You are owned, biach! How do you like that shit, fucker! Huh! Huh!" Ideally, this childish display of bravado ends abruptly with a sniper shot to the humpers head.

"Mom, you're messin' me up! Now CaptainUnderpants is corpse humping me! Get me some fuckin' chocolate milk!"

by "Mom, you're messin' me up!" October 24, 2005

Cannibal Corpse

A great death metal band. They are characterized by their brutal and gut-wrenching lyrics, so most people miss out on what really makes the band so great.

Some people say Cannibal Corpse has sold out because 12-year olds listen to it. Hey, if they can handle the music, who gives a shit?

by animatorStrike March 16, 2005

corpsed

very high or drunk; cannot move; just corpsed

wow after that blunt lastnight i was corpsed

by Eric clarke August 9, 2006

corpse bride

In the process of getting a blowjob, you put ice cubes in the mouth of the person giving the blowjob to give the sensation of getting a blowjob from a corpse.

Dude, you hear that Howie made his girlfriend give him a corpse bride?

by the revolver October 29, 2009

Corpse Circus

A job (at a grocery store for example) where one is working for life, forced to smile and put on a show for the customers, despite the fact that they feel dead inside from working at a dead end job with a low payscale.

man have you been in to (generic food store name here) lately? ..geeez it's a real CORPSE CIRCUS in there.

by Skull Monkey April 14, 2010