*confused screaming* 

When u don’t know what the fuck is going on so you start screaming from the mental breakdown as everyone is realizing that the role play was a conversation and not a role play.

Other people: *roleplaying*

You: has a break down and start *Confused Screaming*

Other people: ah shit, here we go again.

You: *eventually dies*

*confused screaming* by AnGodamnedJabroni July 1, 2019

confused pineapple 

A sexual position in where the girl put her knees by her head and the male then procedes to use her breasts in place of a vagina

Dude I was fuckin Lindsay so hard last night, she begged me to Confuse Pineapple her skanky ass! (Confused Pineapple)

confused pineapple by EbonicsForHoes December 10, 2009

confused heart disease 

When you feel you love more than one person at once. Prone I’m people who don’t know what they want.

Person 1: I love him but I like someone else too

Person 2: looks like you have confused heart disease

confused heart disease by fortnite05 November 24, 2018

confused toppie

This is when a female/male etc which ever your preference is,is unconscious and you insert your penis inside the mouth but you also have a hotdog in your hand so when they wake up their confused they dont know what they’ve been sucking the cock or the hotdog.

Ay yo bro i got confused toppie off carol last night she was confused as hell

confused toppie by SexyZachacharyH April 15, 2020

confused african 

The confused african is when 3 or more black men are fuckin a girl and they loose trck of what hole they should put their dick in, so they accidently put their dick in another mans anus

story told by isaia a "confused african" he accidently performed this

oh no i did an confused african while gangbanging

confused african by pulverdvärgen1337 March 9, 2021

Confused._.kitten 

I gamer Minecraft furry that’s always confused about everything and they love cats

That person is always a confused._.kitten

Confused._.kitten by Confused._.kitten March 27, 2021

confused deja vu 

thinking you had deja vu when really you have a boring repetative life

man: I have the weirdest feeling of deja vu about that meeting just now.

woman: no you have confused deja vu, we have that same meeting twice a week

confused deja vu by magister artium August 8, 2008