condad

Conrad newman

Conrad is condad

by Condad September 19, 2017

Conway

a really big poop

I just plopped a conway in my toilet.

by austinpillolover69 November 8, 2012

CONVAYERBELTING

TO SIT OUTSIDE A PUB ON A REALLY SUNNY DAY AND WHATCH ALL THE REALLY NICE WOMEN/MEN GOING BY.

ITS TOO NICE A DAY TO STAY IN, IM OFF DOWN THE PUB FOR A BIT OF "CONVAYERBELTING"

by HAGGIS O8 December 16, 2008

Condamentaphobia

Any person that is deathly afraid of or does not like condaments.

Dylan: What does Mike want on his burger?

Brad: Nothing, he's a condamentaphobe

Dylan: What?! Not even Ketchup and Mustard?!

Zack: Nope, that's what we mean by condamentaphobia

Dylan: .....What the fuck?!

by Randy the Dandy April 8, 2010

condamnation

A Neo-Catholic term for the divine punishment of those who use barrier contraception, such as condoms, to physically block sperm from reaching its target egg.

"And I will render Condamnation upon thee who waste their vital seed, allowing it to spill on the ground; that which could flower deep in the loins of the weaker sex."

- Jesus

by levi_athan September 25, 2011

condad

Condad is a name you give for stuck up faggots who think they are better than everyone. They are social nobodies trying to get through life and can get no chicks.

Did you see that Conrad is trying to be cool. Ugh, he’s such a Condad

by anonbitchanon January 7, 2018

ConDawgZ

A pathetic loser who cries about getting low numbers, on his mediocre piece of shit music.

Guy 1: hey, have you heard the newest ConDawgZ song?
Guy 2: fuck no, who do you think I am?
Guy 1: okay good haha

by frickcondawgz August 23, 2020