Obsessive-Compulsive Email Checking Disorder (OCECD)

- noun

1. A psychiatric disorder characterized by a subject's obsessive thoughts and subsequent compulsions to check his/her email.

Tara's Obsessive-Compulsive Email Checking Disorder (OCECD) has severely compromised her job performance.

by April D. November 5, 2007

OCDBD (Obsessive Compulsive Douche Bag Disorder)

Clinical name for being a total d bag, most of the time.

Many automobile drivers have OCDBD (Obsessive Compulsive Douche Bag Disorder). An example of OCDBD is not signaling before switching lanes.

by Ae5Ea8 April 27, 2015

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder by Proxy

Where you feel compelled all of the time to make other people do things that you do not feel the need to do yourself. Their failure to do so makes you extremely uncomfortable.

Also, making a person do something over and over again because you think they probably did not do it right before.

When my wife cleans the house, everything is good enough, lets move on. When I clean the house, everything has to be perfectly done or she gets angry and makes me do it again. I swear she has obsessive compulsive disorder by proxy.

My dad with his obsessive compulsive disorder by proxy made me go check to see if the door is locked six times last night. By the sixth time I told him if he thinks that I can't do it right, he needs to go check it himself.

by Akopian Atrebates February 28, 2021

Compulsive Num Num Disorder

CNND, also known as Compulsive Num Num Disorder is an mental disorder that most lesbians possess.

Symptoms: Can't stop eating carpet, sticks out tongue in every selfie, and eats sardines and canned tuna casually.

Remedies: Shock therapy, church, medieval torture methods, and brainwashing via MK ULTRA.

Doctor: Natalie, you have CNND.
Natalie: what's that?

Doctor: Compulsive Num Num Disorder
Natalie: ????
Doctor: you eat roast beef way too often
Natalie: ???
Doctor: you have an addiction to pussy

by EdowRobertScissorsaDownSyndrom August 20, 2024

Compulsive Nut Tugging Disorder

Also known as (CNTD). The affected person will have no control over when or where they tug their nuts.

"Joe has Compulsive Nut Tugging Disorder and was caught tugging his nuts in the kitchen"

by Wenis man January 27, 2023

Compulsive Brian Lynch disorder

When one feels the need to constantly tense and flex their muscles in a manner to look big and strong

Agh dude that guy totally has compulsive Brian Lynch disorder (cbld)

by Habakcbakag April 12, 2019

compulsive flicking disorder

when a smoker is compelled to flick their cigarette after every hit

person a: let your ash get a little gray before flicking your cigarette
person b: i can't, i have compulsive flicking disorder

by junistsantiago December 16, 2010