Commercial Depression

The feeling you get when watching 2 TV shows and flipping back and forth using your remote (usually sports) and a commercial comes on the current show so you switch to the other only to find another commercial.

I was watching the Phillies and Eagles on Sunday and experienced commercial depression between innings when I flipped to the football game and there was a commercial there too.

by Wolfman22 October 1, 2010

Commercial CornHole

When the previews pass and you start eating your popcorn and you are then cornholed by a commercial before the movie starts.

I was watching Doubt and screwed around during the previews and when they were over I started tuning in and was ass fucked by a Commercial CornHole just before it started.

by DrivebyMedia June 24, 2009

Commercial snack

When you're watching TV and you get a snack (chips, pretzels, a sandwich, etc.) during a commercial break, only to finish said snack before the commercials end.

TV: We'll be back after these messages!

Boris: Shit man, this show kicks ass, but it would kick even more ass with some Fritos.

*Boris gets a bag of Fritos*

Boris: Ahh those were good Fritos. Holy shit the show hasn't even started!!

TV: We're back! (Scrubs resumes)

Boris: Ahhh fuck, damn commercial snacks.

by I Will Kill You May 11, 2007

commercial rap

Rap for the club. Always confused when people call it hiphop (when hip hop is a culture, and hip hop music is rap). Commercial rap is also used as the single or main promotion song for an artist's album.

Snap Yo Fingers is like the best commercial rap song out!

by poolpimp August 9, 2006

beer commercial

managing to get laid by or a 5-cap from a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead in the same night.

You: Man, you were on fire last night, I saw you leave with the blonde AND the brunette.
Me: You missed the redhead that came by before we went out to make it a beer commercial.

by J. Smooth March 28, 2008

Commercial Cumming

The action of busting on your girl, and when she thinks it's over you say ,"But wait, there's more" and release a second load on her

Phil: What did you do to spice things up last night?
Adam: I gave her some of the classic Commercial Cumming

by kamkord August 27, 2015

commercialized disappointment

The feeling you get when you see a totally kick-ass ad, but then receive a smack in the face when you realize that the product being advertised is either terrible, or one that you hate.

Man, that was a pretty su-weet ad.

Shit, it's for Bud Light.

That there's some real commercialized disappointment.

by pulcinella December 4, 2009