Youtube Comments

Welcome to one of the most hideous places on the internet. People here on youtube comments have iq of room temperature. Here you'll find all sorts of people, some of them are:

1) The troll: A classic, will start flame war in replies either by stating unpopular opinions or straight up offensive shit.

2) The hungry for likes: Always comments overused shit like "wHoS wAtChInG iN 2021?!"

3) The spammer: Owns 100 different alt accounts. Keeps on copypasting links of his shitty video in replies of comments.

4) The "commenter": "Youtubers" with about 100k subs and 2k views on their videos. Try to abuse their verified checkmark by stealing comments and getting likes with goal of trying to revive their dead ass channel.

5) The bots: Will have profile pictures of thots and will spam random ass words with intention of attracting 12 year old horny kids and tricking them into clicking scam links.

If you're feeling like you have too many brain cells, head over to youtube comments to instantly lose them. Filled with idiots to the brim and bunch of people exploiting them. Still better than twitter.

The year is 2126
Guy 1: I miss the early days of internet.
Guy 2: *Shows a picture of youtube comments from that time*
Guy 1: Thanks, I no more miss it.

by Peepeepoopoo from urbdic November 5, 2021

youtube comments

A good way to lose brain cells

John - hey, Timmy, did you write those youtube comments the other day?

Timmy - aRe U cAlLinG mE rEtaRdeD?

by JJMapleTree November 9, 2018

picture comments

ones choosing of what to say about a particular picture being viewed

picture comments left:
<i>i like your hair in this picture!
</i>or
<i>you look so ____.

by samiLea November 14, 2007

Fairy comments

A mean comment that always start with nice words but have a plost twist. Also have many emojis like "❤🌸🌿🌈🌟" ( I can't find the fairy emoji lmao) .

" You did it🌟🌈🌿🌸 never do it again💖😍🌹💐

" I'll give you a chair🌺🍭☀🍬🌱 but make it electric🏵🌈✨💛💜"
Fairy comments are soo funny

by Queen_Lina July 1, 2020

commutose

To travel as a commuter while relating to, or affected with coma; unconsciousness.

I can't remember driving to work today. Fuck - I must have been commutose!

by tendollarman February 9, 2005

Commentpaedo

A person who goes onto your Myspace, Facebook etc. with the intention of hacking into your comments and reading them. They then proceed to have a go at you for something or other.

The word was first coined on Myspace, by Aimee.

Girl #1: I can't believe you said I fancy Tom!
Girl #2: ...How do you know I said that?
Girl #1: Your Myspace comments.
Girl #2: You're such a commentpaedo.

by Whaleland July 27, 2009

Comments turned off

When a news outlet or government agency posts obvious falsehoods or manufactures fake consensus, the comments are turned off.

Government Agency Youtube Channel: "Be terrified and afraid; only the government can save you"
Youtube Viewer: "I know this is untrue and harmful. I will post a response."
Comments Turned off.

by Trytobe rational June 15, 2021