colgate splash

to brush someones teeth with a penis; to give a blow job with toothpaste lathered on the penis; so dirty yet very clean; variations include the cinnamon rush and the citris cyclone

hey wanna colgate splash?

oh my god that was refreshing.

by nikop January 4, 2008

Collagen

The proteins and connective tissue of mammals (animal fat) which is somehow turned into some type of unnatural substance that one injects under their skin. It is mainly used by ragged, thin lipped hookers who have spent too much time sucking cock without sunscreen on their mouths or something (exp: Lisa Rinna, Jessica Simpson). It is also used to smooth out wrinkles and make you look like a zombie freak (exp: Nicole Kidman).

suzy: "What happened to Karen? She's hideous."

sharon: "She didn't like her thin lips so she got collagen injections."

suzy: "It looks like someone punched her in the mouth."

by Missylalala May 30, 2006

Collateral Laughage

-noun
1. Invoking laughter on an unintended person.

Guy one: "Dude, what are you laughing at?"

Guy two: "I oversaw on this dudes computer, Two Girls One Cup video"

Guy one: "That's not cool, man!"

Guy two: "No man, the dude's reaction! Caused major collateral laughage man!"

by Padenormous February 27, 2011

Collateral Clout

Clout gained via the collateral damage of social media posts you’re tagged in

Yo tag me in that story, I look fire. I’m trying to get some collateral clout!

by ZUBS@$!@ December 11, 2019

Gossip Collateral

When two friends both know so many of each others' secrets that they both know neither one of them will tell, or the other one will tell in revenge. For example: Friend A knows X about friend B, and friend B knows Y about friend A. Therefore, if friend A reveals X, friend B may reveal Y, and vice versa. Thus, the security of their respective secrets is mutually guaranteed. Generally, the secrets in question are of equal or near-equal magnitude. For instance, cheating on a partner might be equivalent to a well-hidden drug habit or closet bulimia, whereas a crush would be a lower magnitude.

Becca told Rachel about her secret crush, and didn't have to worry about her telling, because she had Rachel's secret crush as gossip collateral.

by Amarantha September 1, 2010

Collage

COLLection of imAGEs.

I’m making a collage with all these photos to put up in my room.

by Lolliv August 11, 2018

collete

A person confused about their gender so they accept multiples genders at the same time

Did you see collete? he looks like a bitch today.

by izzynkc April 4, 2018