closter

(adj)To be a James Baek who spends time to write stuff like this.

Oh my god, why do you write in this like a Closter!

by John Choi March 1, 2005

Closter

A small middle-class suburban Korean neighborhood in north-east New Jersey.

I live in Closter, New Jersey.

by Suburbs_Savage September 5, 2016

Closeted Libertarian

Libertarian people who have not disclosed their ideological orientation or political identity and aspects thereof, including their philosophical identity and political behavior.

"About that Austrian economics lecture you saw me watching – ummmm that was for school" said Thomas Hodgskin the closeted Libertarian.

by MoribundMurdoch November 5, 2020

closeteer

A faggot who won't come out of the closet with their homosexuality.

The closeteer calls everyone that they hate a faggot yet they're the one whos the homo.

by RoootBeeer April 6, 2010

Closter

To be a James Baek and look stupid.

Did you see that Closter? I thought I would die when I saw it! James Baek is so FUCKING STUPID!

by John Choi April 14, 2005

Closeterphobia

An acute fear of Academy Award Winning actress Glenn Close; an acute fear of being stalked by Academy Award Winning actress Glenn Close; an acute fear of being in a situation which you are near Academy Award Winning actress Glenn Close;a phobia usually developed after watching Fatal Attraction one too many times (once is usually enough).

My friend Elise can't watch the show Damages because she has severe Closeterphobia.

by brimism December 22, 2008

closetrush

a person of the g,l,b,t. comunity that has grown tired of liveing in the closet and decide to come out like gang busters and thay try to make up for loast or wasted time.theese are usuially in thare late twentys or older.and have the additude of i dont want to wate and get to know someone first couse life is just too short, i want an instant relationship now.i derived this terlm from:just out of the closet and in a big rush.talk to one of theese guys for 10 minuts and thay are suddenly in love with you.

my buddy joe is suffering from closetrush,i wish he would slow down and take it a bit more easy before he winds up broken hearted or in love with a phycopath from hell,or worce yet gets that special little non disposeable gift that keeps on giveing.

by andy puckett April 5, 2008