cocksmack

One who enjoys having the cock smacked across their face.

That slut really is a cocksmack!

by Homosexual Cowboy man November 29, 2002

Cockslack

extra long foreskin; an excess of foreskin.

Dude why didn't you get circumsized? Talk about anteater, you have a lot of cockslack!

by The Hot Sign Guy June 20, 2008

Clockblocked

In basketball when you make a shot off the shot clock and it doesn't count or having a made shot called off because of not getting the shot off in time.

I thought I hit the game winning shot as time expired but I was clockblocked by the buzzer.

by boo&brasen December 29, 2010

clockblock

Delaying a friend from breaking up with their significant other even though it's inevitable.

Usher clockblocked his friend from moving on from his abusive relationship.

by r_tuna November 18, 2014

Clockblock

The ability of upper management at a company to habitually prevent employees from working overtime.

"I wanted to work some extra time today to get my job done finally, but Mr. Wethers is going to clockblock me again."

by Guy Fresco January 25, 2008

Cocksmack

1. The greatest death metal band to come out of Oklahoma.

2. The people who run this website.

I was at the Cocksmack concert and got arrested for "public nudity". AND The people who run Urban Dictionary are a bunch of cocksmackers for not reconizing that Cocksmack (the band) is the greatest ever and refuse to list them on here.

by Obamatang May 29, 2010

cocksmack

Back during the days of wooden naval ships and pirate raids, the British ran a very harsh crew aboard their ships....officers would randomly come up behind sailors and whack them across the head with a thick piece of rope dipped in in this thick coating of whatever it was and it made it hard as rock...so they called it the boatsmans cock...hence cocksmack

Sailor, I repeat never do that again! *whacks sailor round head with rope'

by noise and kisses. July 1, 2005