clobbering

A blowjob with no teeth.

"Elmra took her dentures out and gave me a clobbering!"

by Tim-o-thy April 20, 2016

Knob Clobber

When your intimate partner goes down on your Shlong the wrong way and snaps the twig to your berries.

That chick yesterday Knob Clobber(ed) my dong!

by Nice_Jugs_Bro March 31, 2020

Clobberate

To unmercily beat one up

When I find him, I'm going to clobberate him

by Bill Dukeman October 16, 2003

It's clobbering time

“It's clobbering time” is a signature phrase from the Marvel character Thing, before going into fisticuffs with assorted baddies. Can be used as a pep talk before any kind of event where force will be applied, literally or metaphorically.

“ It's clobbering time”, Samuel shouted before jumping onto the padel court

After spending 45 minutes fighting stuck wheelnuts on the Camry, a frustrated Jonas roared “It's clobbering time” while picking up the sledgehammer

by Rydbjerg March 4, 2023

clobber ur noggin

a phrase meaning to hit someone hard in the head

if u dont shutup, i will clobber ur noggin!

by lozzy mozzy October 7, 2021

clobber-cock knockers

A game where large-breasted women take turns slapping a guy's dick with their boobs. Each slap needs to be harder than the last. The game lasts until either the guy comes (he wins) or someone breaks his dick (she wins). Very dangerous.

I left the party because a game of clobber-cock knockers was starting up, and I didn't want to be there for that shit.

by grugligent November 9, 2022

Clobber .

Clobber is clothing . Particularly a suit and tie to be worn and a blazer could also be worn with your clothing . Watches and belts etc. are good aswell

At the wedding tomorrow, wear your clobber . and make sure you look the best .

by Ozzy macacacaa November 14, 2022