THATS A CHONKER AND A HALF DAMMNNN!
by RoccsAreCool May 3, 2021

When someone is being exteremly cheeky, to the point that the chekiness fills up their body and become chonky.
Guy 1: dude! Jeff yesterday managed to sneak snaks into the cinema by pretending he was pregnant!
Guy 2: what a cheeky chonker!
Guy 2: what a cheeky chonker!
by danfior02 April 2, 2019

by hello demons it’s ya boo November 4, 2020

A molecular substance found in crude oil that is insoluable in n-heptane. Their large molecular weight and complexity, as well as their unwilingness to partake in chemical reactions as well as in physical exercise qualifies them as Chonkers.
Dudeeee did you know what intramoleculare force that Chonker (Asphaltene) packs in that bitumen?
Yeah, those Chonkers are really important for our streets.
Yeah, those Chonkers are really important for our streets.
by RudeOil September 10, 2021

A molecular substance found in crude oil that is insoluable in n-heptane. Their large molecular weight and complexity, as well as their unwilingness to partake in chemical reactions as well as in physical exercise qualifies them as chonkers.
Dudeeee did you know what intramoleculare force that Chonker (Asphaltene) packs in that bitumen?
Yeah, those Chonkers are really important for our streets.
Yeah, those Chonkers are really important for our streets.
by RudeOil September 10, 2021

