noun, adjective, verb. Chonker can be used when one displays chonker behaviour. Such as eating hot chocolate mix straight out of the tin. Chonker can be a person who has a bit of jiggle jiggle pop to them when they walk, or chonk is the jiggle itself.
Jefferson: "Yo I just ate 16 beavertails best meal of my life bro and I'm STILL HUNGRY!"
Joe: "that is some serious chonker behaviour my guy!"
Joe: "that is some serious chonker behaviour my guy!"
by chonker_joememeah229 February 22, 2022
Get the Chonkermug. When someone is being exteremly cheeky, to the point that the chekiness fills up their body and become chonky.
Guy 1: dude! Jeff yesterday managed to sneak snaks into the cinema by pretending he was pregnant!
Guy 2: what a cheeky chonker!
Guy 2: what a cheeky chonker!
by danfior02 April 2, 2019
Get the Cheeky Chonkermug. 
Get the Chonkermug. A molecular substance found in crude oil that is insoluable in n-heptane. Their large molecular weight and complexity, as well as their unwilingness to partake in chemical reactions as well as in physical exercise qualifies them as chonkers.
Dudeeee did you know what intramoleculare force that Chonker (Asphaltene) packs in that bitumen?
Yeah, those Chonkers are really important for our streets.
Yeah, those Chonkers are really important for our streets.
by RudeOil September 10, 2021
Get the Chonkermug. by Harvester2069 January 29, 2022
Get the Chonkermug. A cat that is large. Not necessarily because of abusive owners. Stop judging people, you stupid cunt.
The owner of a chonker may have recently adopted the cat. Or they may be forgetful when it comes to feeding. In any event, it's not always the fault of the (current) owner when a cat is massive. But go ahead and just assume the worst. Maybe get a more positive mindset and you'll be less of a douche.
by Ubeenbamboozledson March 19, 2024
Get the Chonkermug. by Pepe inhaler June 1, 2020
Get the Chonkermug.