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Brown Chimney Sweep 

The act of covering, submerging, or lathering the penis in warm hair wax and inserting the penis that has been fully lathered in the wax, into an anus. When the penis is pulled out, the anal hair follicles will remain on the shaft, causing a clean, possibly bloody, hairless anus. Waring this act may cause one hell of a pink sock.
I gave this girl one hell of a Brown Chimney Sweep the other night, but she died from a pink sock

The Chimney Sweep

The act of putting a sock on your hard dick and shoving it down a girl's throat.
The Chimney Sweep by Guysmibs March 4, 2012

Kansas City Chimney Sweep 

During sex one partner defecates on a woman's anus and then uses an object, generally a dildo, to force the feces into her anus. Usually accompanied by the shouting of misogynistic slogans.
"Dude, I just gave my girlfriend a Kansas City Chimney Sweep

Mexican Chimney Sweep 

When you love someone very much, here's what you do:
Rubber glove, elbow length. Lube that shit up dawg. Then, ram your fist up that asshole, fingers extended, and clean that chimney yo. Close your fist, pull out, and offer the prize you have found in the cavern where the sun don't shine. Not only is it super intimate, but it's also an effective alternative to a bidet.
Fukboi: Yo girl, lemme sweep that chimney.
Grl: Oh yes, plz give me the Mexican Chimney Sweep

Full Chimney Sweep 

Where someone aggressively or roughly puts something in and out of a butthole, with the likelihood of things coming out or being pushed down into said butthole, because of said aggressiveness/roughness.
"I asked you to gently put a finger in my bum, not pull everything out with a Full Chimney Sweep!"

Planet of the apes chimney sweep 

When a man shaves his pubes, puts them aside, then fucks a girl or guy in the ass, then pulls his dick out and sprinkles his pubes on his shit covered shaft.
Jason- I was with a girl last night and she shaved my pubes
Len- did you give her a planet of the apes chimney sweep?