Cream Cheese Souflet

A comeback you use after someone insults you. Usually used against someone that you know really well. Sometimes it could be used as a compliment but it depends how you use it. Cream means I am going to cream you, cheese means a nasty specimen and souflet is just nasty man!

Person 1: I hate you so much!
Person 2: Well, I think you are a cream cheese souflet.
Person 1: YOUR MEAN I HATE YOU MOOMMMMY!

by YOOY January 12, 2008

philly cream cheese

ejaculatory fulids. (i.e. sperm, splooge, splooey, man goo, jiz, jig...)

i got philly cream cheese all over her face.

by ben c January 13, 2004

cream cheese booty

A booty that is not perfectly shaped but instead lumpy and reminiscent of cream cheese. Often a big sloppy undefined booty

Damn dude her ass is fat! Hell yeah but its a cream cheese booty. Yeah I'll pass.

by sativa5000 November 1, 2015

Poon Bagel with Cream Cheese

When a guy fucks a jewish girl then cums all over her pussy.

Jim:Yo what did you have for breakfast?
Kevin: I had a poon bagel with cream cheese and it was poonarific

by King of Poon January 7, 2009

Cream cheesing her bagel

To shoot ones skeet skeet on a girls bum hole as the grand finale of a sexual adventure

Dan: Hey, did you have sex with that girl last night?
Wayne: Ya, and I finished by cream cheesing her bagel
Dan: OH Wayne, you the nastiest!

by Encyclopedia Brentannica November 13, 2009

bean and cream cheese dinner

when you cum in a girl or boys ass and you eat it out

man i just had a bean and cream cheese dinner last night

by Jerome steven December 6, 2016

Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich

When an obese woman’s fupa get sweaty from having sex, the mixture under her fupa makes a cream cheese like substance. The guy fucking her can then take 2 crackers, and rub them under her fupa. He then feeds her the Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich.

How did SHE pregnant? She had too many Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich’s.

by Things wrong about Ohio October 29, 2023