driver's cramp

(n) The cramp a new driver gets in their right leg within the first few weeks of obtaining a learner's permit or driver's license.

Oh man, my driver's cramp is killing me!

by way2muchPie4u April 9, 2010

Pervert's Cramp

A cramp in the hand one gets after continuous periods of masturbation. It normally occurs around the middle finger, ring finger, and pinky. Similar to a writer's cramp, but, well, it's for perverts.

Person #1: I was jacking off to a porno on the internet a few days ago, and I got this pain in my hand!
Person#2: Oh, that must've been a pervert's cramp.

by somestupidrandomguy August 19, 2009

Cock Sucker's Cramp

When you yawn and you get a painful cramp in your jaw/neck area. Sometimes it's so bad that you cannot close your mouth for a bit. It's called cocksucker's cramp because of the expression one does after yawning when he/she realizes she got a cramp it that area.

Chad : Matt yawned and his mouth stayed open for like 2 minutes.

Dan : LOL, Cock Sucker's cramp!

by Groscave December 7, 2012

wanker's cramp

a sharp cramp experianced during mastubation, normaly ocours in the arch of ones foot.

man i had a wank earlier but couldnt finish got a srious case of "wanker's cramp"

by big marty July 29, 2011

editoor's cramp

The cramp in your left hand that forms from pressing ~, 1, 2, and 3 repeatedly through 10,000 definitions.

I tried to edit words, but once I reached word number 10,001, I got a case of editoor's cramp.

by authOOr June 18, 2006

Franker's Cramp

You get Franker's Cramp after excessively Frankieing a girl or simply Frankieing for too long.

Guy: Ow i got Franker's Cramp.

Girlfriend: That's because you have Frankied me 4 times today.

by ThenationalFrankieingSociety September 3, 2012

Lover's Cramp

The uncomfortable, and sometimes painful, seizing up of the muscles in the hand and forearm caused by excessive stimulation of another's or one's own genitals, normally from rubbing, stroking, or fingering.

"Man, I spent so long fingering my girl last night that I've developed Lover's Cramp"

"Sorry, I can't play the guitar today, I've got Lover's Cramp"

by Bubert Samson May 1, 2013