Carcass

A commonly used word that means an unseeable inner thing, or when you're dead.. the skeleton. Usually used in situations when you are being pissed off by a fat teacher. You're carcass is a large purple lumpy spotted slimy, smelly fat, thing that no one wants to kiss, by any circumstances. It is sometimes pronouced by emphasizing the ASS at the end.

Kiss my Carcass!

by Togner & Snogdon March 6, 2010

Cargasm

(noun<informal>) when one's excitement is too much for passing cars and uncontrollably naming cars and having an orgasmic breath pattern. word family cargasmer, cargasmatism, cargasmous.

my friend is having multiple cargasms in a row he is naming every single passing car and stating its features.

by beast070296 March 18, 2011

carcass

Term used to describe someone with a protruding sternum and a skeletal body type.

See also:
ashtray; carcass; birdcage

Speed this up carcass

by Brad February 26, 2004

cargasm

The impulsive scream/yell/cry of relief made as soon as you close the door when entering a warm vehicle from the freezing cold outdoors.

She sprinted to her car, shivering and teeth chattering, and shouted as she slammed the door, "GAHHH IT'S FUCKIN COLD!!". Total cargasm.

by writerdude February 28, 2009

bat carcass

like a large runny piece of excrement that won't vacate the anal area
but fun none the less always willing to hang around. cute awesome funny

ur mum is like a bat carcass
my bum is like a hot rock botto....basically my arse is on fire...i've got a bat carcass

by bumnerial disease October 21, 2009

carcass

A great band which stole Napalm death's ideas and replaced political lyrics with gory lyrics.

Mick Harris( napalm death drummer): you stole our ideas you wanker.
Bill Steer (Carcass Guitarist): No i didn't you sing about political problems i sing about the human body.
Mick and Bill engage in epic fight

by Irie Fire January 20, 2009

cargasm

the act of messing around with a significant other in a parked car resulting in orgasm

The chemistry between us was intense. On our first date we never made it to dinner. Instead, I let Carl give me a "cargasm" in the restaurant parking lot.

by Tramp 2 July 14, 2010