Porn cancer

A slow degradation in computer function due to excess use of porn, possibly caused by a virus or malware.

Ian's computer has been running really slow, maybe he got the porn cancer.

by regardless69ing August 25, 2011

Cancer alert

A cancerous news channel on YouTube hosted my a mid 30's man child who seems to be in a mid-life crisis who resolves to bulling teenagers on the internet.

Make YouTube great again by getting rid of cancer alert

by Make YouTube great again July 5, 2016

cancer stick

i.e. a cigarette. One way a smoker might difuse a non-smoker's disapproval of nicotine use. Use with a sarcastic tone of voice. See also killer stick.

Chet: Hey Jill, see you're still burning up those cancer sticks.

Jill: Screw you, Chet.

by ignor July 5, 2003

quarter canned

When a friend bums a chew of tobacco from you and takes a quarter of the can.

Densmore bummed a chew off of me and quarter canned me. Now I have to go to the store for some more chew.

Don't quarter can me man, I don't have time to go to the store.

by B1gShr00m July 20, 2009

The Cannella

The act of fingering the ass hole of a drunk desperate hoe in a club with no lubricant in an attempt not to get thrown out

Brian almost completed The Cannella but failed as he was caught and made to leave

by Insomnia-man April 13, 2016

cannur

A chad who defies all regular rules of simping and is simped by those usually that are usually the ones being simped. CDawgVA is a prime example of a cannur - being simped by MilkyQueen.

Did you see that girl simping him on her stream? That guy's such a cannur.

by JankuMeeru December 1, 2020

Cancer Zodiac Sign

Cancer,
A Cancer (The Zodiac Sign) are very underrated I will start off by saying. Cancers, are funny, caring, loving, and all of the above. Sure Cancers are supposed to be overly emotional, but that doesn't mean that they are a bad person. Just because someone is a Cancer and is emotional (Or not) does not mean they are automatically a bad person!

Sarah: 'Yo I am dating a Cancer!'
Chad: 'Awwwh he has Cancer? Poor thing'
Sarah: 'No sucker, Cancer Zodiac Sign!'

by Squirrels Are Underrated June 24, 2021