Butt pirate

pirates fascinated with the booty

"I am the butt pirate, give me your booty!"

"Let me venture onto your poop deck"

"WALK THE PLANK! You see, the funny thing about the plank is it's located on my cock."

by Derfigan Maximus November 23, 2009

Butt Pirate

A man who rides the rough seas of another mans anus... and likes it... a lot

I know a butt pirate who said "The seas were rough last night. ARGH!" which means he is a faggot

by Terango111 January 10, 2009

Butt Pirate

General reference to male homosexuals. As heard on south park when cartman referred to the term 'fags' as being insulting to butt pirates.

Did you know that Paul is a butt pirate, yes I heard Wendy asked him.

by wolfman69 April 5, 2009

Butt Pirates

The ultimate Clemente family game. Don’t forget your hook when you go on the quest for booty.

Friend: Hey, you guys ready for some butt pirates?

Entire Clemente family: Argh!

by ButtPiratesAnonymous July 27, 2019

Butt Pirate

Someone who butts-in for a piece of booty.

Arrr, that butt pirate tossed 'is riggins inta me davey jones locker'.

by Wokey March 11, 2019

Butt Pirate

One (male) who delites in penetrating anothers (male) anus with his penis, any combination of fingers, or tongue.
a.k.a. Phanny Bandit

"Oh you Butt Pirate you!", Clinton whispered excitedly to Geoffrey as his prostate was stimulated by the latters penis.

by mastrabonoo June 16, 2008

Butt Pirate

Someone who is more than happy to drop anchor in poo bay.

Butt Pirate: Prepare ye anus

by itreb ekim September 7, 2014