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breeder

Most often used in the derogatory to describe people that elect the suburban middle class lifestyle because they are so inept the only possible way they can contribute anything to society is to produce offspring. Typical cycle goes as follows: schooling -> job -> marriage -> children -> death. Their children also tend to grow up to become breeders and the cycle continues. True "breeders" can be compared to animals such as rabbits or cattle that do nothing but multiply by breeding. The term probably got its start in the GLBT community but has since gained outside popularity.
After college, you'll get a job and marry some girl or boy. Then you two can get fat and raise children in your nice house with a white picket fence and all the other breeders.

The song Little Boxes by Malvina Reynolds describes breeders.
by David213 October 13, 2006
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Braeden

A Braeden is an all American guy. He is the master at song lists and wows the ladies with his passionate writing skills, though sometimes he can come off as a little strong. He loves bowling, baseball, his iPod, and has long lost emotions for his high school sweetheart. He is honorable and strong, and a gentleman at best. But it you ever hurt a Braeden prepare for battle because his innumerable friends will immediately be by his side. Sometimes a Braeden can fly off the handle or lose himself in his thoughts, but they generally have a good friend to keep them in check. As studly as this guy is, he would never want to be a "player." His warm hazel eyes will dazzle you, and his smile will charm. If you should ever meet a "braeden," you'll want to take your pants off, but do try to refrain.
Girl 1: "Did you see the new kid?"
Girl 2: "Yes!! *squeals* He is such a Braeden!!"
Guy 1: "Where are my pants!?!?"
by ReileeAve March 30, 2010
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Breeder

n~ (offensive) A heterosexual person. One who breeds with members of the opposite sex.

see also: trailer trash, homophobe
Ugh! What's that smell? Is this a breeder bar? It reeks of CK one in here.
by Jeff Stryker April 1, 2003
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Breeded

What I am when someone shoots his cum up my ass.
I just got breeded by five strangers and now my ass is leaking.
by shadycatfish May 9, 2020
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Breeder's Cup

The proverbial race among minority women, especially hispanic or black, to be the first among there own to have as many children as possible (by many different men)before reaching the age of 18, thus not having to finish high school or get a job ever, and be able to live on the government dole for as long as humanly possible.
Did you see that bitch? She ain't even popped out the one inside her yet, and she's already trying to get pregnant again. I guess she's competing in the Breeder's Cup.
by tmcc19 November 22, 2009
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Braeden Lemasters

a really hot white boy who plays trevor askill in the series t@gged and is a lead singer and plays guitar in the bad wallows. if you stan wallows, he's probably your favorite.
wow, no wonder everyone is obsessed with Braeden lemasters
by lydianightlovebot May 27, 2019
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braeden lemasters

an absolute daddy. a GOD. he sings and plays guitar in wallows and he has the hottest hands ever. he wrote let the sun in, thats what i call poetry.
by braesgf April 18, 2021
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