after brunch

Something that is never going to happen.

Making unrealistically early weekend and/or recovery day plans.

Implying another uneaten meal.

6 am post clubbing...
"Hey Sarah! We should go to the St Lawrence Market tomorrow and shop for fruits and vegetables and stuff."
"Sounds great Jimmy! Let's go after brunch."

by Zooeyjones November 18, 2014

brunch hat

A hat that you put on on a weekend morning at college when you want to go out to eat brunch but you don't want to shower first. The hat disguises the disgustingness of your unwashed hair and gives the impression that you got dressed this morning, when in fact all you did was pull some jeans on over the boxers you slept in.

Roommate #1: Man, I'm really hungry, but I don't want to shower, or put on pants, or move at all really.
Roommate #2: Dude, just get yourself out of bed, put on your brunch hat, and go get something to eat in the dining hall. You can shower tomorrow.

by Hobo Style September 08, 2013

Bulldog Brunch

When a man slobbers and drools all over a girls titties, then the girl pets him, while the man nibbles on her vagina. Last the man gets his kibbles and bits and shoves thm in the girls mouth, then with his penis pushes them down her throat.

Man, i gave my girl a bulldog brunch last night, and her breath still smells like dog food.

by trompereiux March 30, 2009

Hot Brunch

Like hot lunch but using Tin Foil instead of cling film.

Damn I've run out of cling film, we'll have to have hot brunch instead.

by CrustyGroinStain May 28, 2009

costco brunch

the act of going to costco and eating all the free samples. can be applied to other supermarket chains with an abundance of free samples, i.e. whole foods brunch.

I haven't eaten anything since I had the costco brunch at around 11:30

by daniel starl February 01, 2008

drag brunch

an event in which talented and gorgeous queens perform for an audience while they dine on a delicious brunch and sip signature drinks. It is customary for the audience to tip the performers.

I want to do something really fun. How about we go to Drag Brunch?

by LeiAuntes Sweet Lounge May 05, 2015

Tasmanian Brunch

The brunch “server” puts olives on every finger of each hand. The olives can be green or black, some choose to use a combination of both. The “server” one by one, inserts the olives into their partners vagina and with a quick twist of the finger leaves the olive behind. Continue until all olives are inserted.

The receiver of the olives squats over a frying pan and pushes out the naturally marinated olives.

We had some extra time on a Sunday and we decided to have a Tasmanian Brunch.

by Nacho A$$hole June 09, 2019