Bobert

Using a family member's Costco/Sam's Club card, instead of the proper owner.

"I really need a case of salsa, but I don't have the cash to get s membership. Mind if I pull a "Bobert"?

by shumad1 October 23, 2012

Booberton

Noun
1. Someone with extraordinarily large breasts.
Often used when "booberton" sounds similar to a person's last name, like "Bickerton".

2. An awesome nickname for one's wife.

Ah, you're such a booberton.

Put those things away, you booberton!

You know what would get you free drinks? Employing your powers as a booberton.

by rangakilljoy September 27, 2011

brobortion

When you and your bro have been fucking the same chick at around the same time, so you both just split the abortion.

Is it mine or yours bro?
I don't know man lets just split the cost and get a brobortion.

by topaco November 30, 2016

Bobert

Portmanteau nickname of "Bob" and "Robert." Typically used in a derogatory manner and/or by the less intelligent, who think it's funny. Best used ironically in a tone of voice that sounds slightly screechy or with stereotypical "Autistic screeching" accompanying. Non-ironic case usages typically signify bad sense of humor.

Nick: Hi Bobert!
Robert: For the fifth fucking time, it's not funny! Cut that shit out!

by thethesaurusisnotadinosaur April 26, 2017

broverturned vehicle

A vehicle that was overturned as a result of a collision with a bro truck.

"A family of three died in their broverturned vehicle after they got hit by a speeding bro truck."

by bycrom February 7, 2009

Brober

The process of sobreing up by using bread

You need to brober up mate!

by h10g_ October 18, 2018

Bobert

A name some retarded kid in my lunch room came up with.

Austin: "Bobert is a real name!"
Me: "Fuck you, you piece of shit"

by Pedro DePacas May 20, 2014