Brambleton Middle School

Some weird ass school that is located in loudoun county

I was at Brambleton Middle School where my math teacher tried to steal my dog so it wouldn't eat my homework

by Gnaru May 12, 2019

Brambleton Middle School

A rich, snobby, white kid school where only 10% of the kids are actually white. Each grade is progressively worse and each comes with its own mental illness. The 6th graders are convinced that there cool, but all have an abnormal fear of both the bell and the 8th graders. They wander around with enough Starbucks to last at least 3 years and would never even attempt going to school without their daily 8 cups of coffee. The 7th graders are extremely loud and obnoxious, always trying to make everyone else jealous and convinced that the other grades care about the different "dramas" going on in their grade. They have decided that they are the most popular kids in school and thus try and act like they are leading everyone else to just be embarrassed for them. The 8th graders have given up, both on themselves and everyone else, and no longer do any sort of work in class. PBL learning means teachers don't have to teach, so it's not like anyone is learning anyway. The history teachers throw stuff around, and the English teachers have given up trying to get students to understand that plagiarism is bad. The school has only been open for a couple of years and has already been a complete failure, the kids have all given up, and the teachers all wish they didn't have to work here.

The bathrooms at my school smell like failure and vape.

Oh, you must go to Brambleton Middle School.

by respecthedripkaren October 29, 2019

Bible-babble

Using large mountains of incomprehensible Bible quotes, quoted out of context and cherry-picked to try and support an argument. You see Bible-babblers in a dog-collar every Sunday, preaching and cherry-picking at church.

"Stone gays and Jews; kill the Satanic non-believers, for it is said in the holy book, 'Thou shalt smite these douchebags'!"
"Dude ... stop with the inane Bible-babble and get a life."

by Futile Crush May 20, 2010

bleeble blabble

the square of snazzle frazzle

the square root of frazzle snazzle is bleeble blabble

by peach fuz February 10, 2009

babblecock

Someone who talks a lot while giving head, interrupting it.

She's such a babblecock!

by alexisandme February 9, 2010

mystic babble

A term coined by Arin Hanson of Game Grumps to describe the monolingual redundancy and repetitiveness that can frequently be found in movies or video games that take place in a medieval setting.

The seven ancients of the realm foretold of the scrolls that the prophecy told of a magic being who descended upon the wor- It's mystic babble."
-Arin Hanson

by BrainInVain June 29, 2018

Brable

It’s when a woman’s breast are so big they can use them as a table to sit things on.

Wow dude look at that lady’s brable

by Miss me wit that September 7, 2019