Bowel Performance

The moment in which you are in a very busy public washroom taking a massive dump, and all of the sudden you let out a graceful, juicy fart followed by a breath-taking plop of the log you could finally squeeze out. Impressing everyone with your success. But be warned, for a performance can turn out bad, for these performances can go two ways, you can either let out an amazing fart and an inspriring drop of your success, or a wimp fart and just a drip of a poop.

Dude, while I was in the washroom someone did a perfect bowel performance, I'd give it a 10/10.

by Vxper August 28, 2016

bower

Drinking a beer while taking a shower, usually as a reward to oneself.

When he heard the news that he got a 4.0 GPA last quarter, he rewarded himself with a nice, relaxing bower.

by skanpolo January 20, 2006

Super Bowel

It's like the Super Bowl, only with feces.

Wow, the burrito supreme treated me to an outstanding super bowel. Bruce Springsteen even performed at the half!

by Navin1 February 1, 2009

bowery

A district in New York City noted for its cheap hotels and bars, frequented by vagrants, derelicts and drunks.

"Let’s get out of here, it’s too literary. — Let’s go get drunk on the Bowery ..." - Jack Kerouac

by TheBlackRider138 May 28, 2016

bowel trowel

The phallus of a gentleman who is 'good with colours'.

"Christ I'm in pain here!"
"What is it Elton, are your piles playing up again?"
"No David it's me bowel trowel it's chaffed to buggery on me sequin kegs, get the vaseline would you."
Elton John's infamous backstage comments to life partner David Furnish, that were only transmitted, by some cruel trick of fate, on Iranian TV causing mass burings of his Lion King soundtrack and the slaughter of Tehran Zoo's pride of lions.
Oddly sequin imports to Iran increased by 1000% that year.

by Peter Cunningham May 19, 2008

Far east bowel movement

The post take-away bowel movement.

Mate, i had the dirtiest Far east bowel movement this morning, it flew out like a G6

by rpedz April 28, 2011

Bowel Bomb

An explosive turd. Usually builds up in the intestines, slithering around undetected gathering bits and pieces of digested taco bell and steel reserve. Then with little notice explodes out of the anus by-passing even the most strongest of sphincters.

Damn dude, I just dropped a Hiroshima-sized bowel bomb in that bitch! It looked like an interracial gay porno in fast-rewind.

by just call me K May 28, 2009