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The Bouquet

Noun
A sexual situation involving multiple forms of penetration occurring simultaneously in the same place. Often referred to jokingly as “daisy chain’s unhinged cousin."
“They started with a daisy chain and somehow ended up with The Bouquet.”
by TurtleWrastler December 29, 2025
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Away Bouquet

Something you say to people who perform extreme fumbles in reference to them having fumbled so bad that they will die and that these are the flowers you are giving them as a remembrance gift.
How did you miss that shot dude? That's it, I'm sending you your Away Bouquet.
by OogaBooga72 March 12, 2026
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chocolate bannana bouquet

When a girl/woman is surrounded by many black cocks!! A black cock served in a floral print pair of underwear!!
by B-radicalz September 24, 2016
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Booquet

(Pronounced:Boo-Ket)
A word used to mean SEX when people are around that you Don't want to know what you're talking about.
NOW YOU KNOOOWWWWW, Tyson Gets NOOOOO Booquet
by IM4rt1nI December 2, 2010
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Bouqueret

The combination of several bouquets into one. A process of removing the dying flowers and bringing together the healthy flowers for a new, remixed bouquet. Bouquerets are typically large and elegant. Will class up any joint!

Pronunciation: Boo-ka-ray
"Wow! Mom, you made such a lovely bouqueret! It makes our house look so sophisticated" - Favorite Daughter
by WhenYourMomMakesUpWords July 30, 2017
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boquet of mary-jane's flowers

The shit that you buy and smoke the fucking hell out of..

Slang for Marijuana, weed, smoke, cannabis, etc.

Used to hid the fact from your parents that you are a fucking pot-head loser.
Kid: Mom, I have to run out and get a boquet of mary-jane's flowers...

Mother: That's nice dear, tell her I said hello....
by Ivan Daskleiben October 30, 2009
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brouquet of flowers

A gift of flowers given by a bromosexual to his bromantic interest in order to progress thier relationship.
A: Hey bro, it's been fun hanging out with you so I got you this brouquet of flowers

B: Thanks bro
by B00TY October 21, 2009
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