Modest Boast

A Modest Boast is joking about how good, something about you or something owned by you is. Unlike real boasting a Modest Boast is used as a joke or comedy form to make people laugh.

1. "Haha! He is so funny."
"What's so funny about him bragging and boasting about his self?"
"Calm down dude, its just a Modest Boast."

by Buffalo Puppy July 25, 2009

No boats on the water

An alternative way of describing somebody as smooth brained.

When there are no boats on the water, it is implied that there is no wake and thus the water is calm. This is analogous to the idea that a person with a brain comprised of wrinkles / folds is smarter than one with a brain that is less wrinkly. Thus in this analogy, the brain is the body of water and the wake is the wrinkles / folds (or lack thereof).

Me: Can you believe this kid locked himself out of his house again?
Friend: Definitely no boats on the water for him today.

by TheJizeI March 1, 2023

Who's gonna carry the boats?

to go into a transitive state of mental being | tapping into the PTSD of David Goggins experience of Navy Seal hell week training

Whilst bench pressing David Goggins is yelling: "Who's gonna carry the boats?"

by David Goggins August 15, 2022

mr. bokash

the most kick-ass teacher ever!!

you: so who's your english teacher this year?
me: MR. BOKASH!!
you: sweeeet.

by melissa t January 14, 2008

chupa mis bolas

suck my nuts, or my eggs

chupa mis bolas- mexican word very popular that mean suck my balls

P1) your mother is hot!

P2chupa mis bolas asshole

by xsnipercartelxx April 30, 2009

Boaster

Someone who thinks they're the shit and they tell everyone they're the best and they'll do anything to make themselves become popular.

Example of a Boaster: A fucktard whos YouTube name is matt4045

by Matt4045 can SMD January 23, 2009

Scott Boras

The Jack-Ass of all trades. The guy who destroyed Baseball

Wow look at that guy I bet he is a Scott Boras, and he is about to destroy everything up.

by Kilred February 26, 2009